on Oh to be a Scot! by Donald McFuck
15 Jan 2007, 9:00 AM
Dear Toilet feels sympathy for you!
on some deleted poem
15 Jan 2007, 9:01 AM
Dr Toilet thinks this is unpleasant
on Edna's Video Library by Edna Sweetlove
15 Jan 2007, 8:54 AM
Dr Toilet likes this one as he likes rude things! And sex too!
on Grafton Street Late Joys by Engelbert Humpalot
15 Jan 2007, 8:56 AM
Dr Toilet likes this one as he likes toilet things and filth!
on Blind Fart by Blind Fart
15 Jan 2007, 8:57 AM
Dr Toilet likes this one as he likes toilet things!
on Fragrant Love by Engelbert Humpalot
15 Jan 2007, 8:58 AM
Dr Toilet wanks when he reads things like this!
on George and Samson by Edna Sweetlove
15 Jan 2007, 8:55 AM
Dr Toilet likes this one as he likes things about bottoms!
on A Year Later (edited a bit) by Sasha
15 Jan 2007, 4:08 PM
Line 5: do you REALLY not know the difference between "lay" and "lie"? How fucking tragic.
on Felice Et Eroticum Est. by Ulterius
15 Jan 2007, 4:11 PM
Bravo!
on some deleted poem
15 Jan 2007, 4:14 PM
I just noticed you spelled Equinox wrong too so I shall amend my previously over-generous score of 1 to a nice round 0.
on Starving at Tiffany's by horus8
15 Jan 2007, 4:09 PM
How about capitals for "I" ? 1/10 and be grateful.
on some deleted poem
15 Jan 2007, 4:10 PM
I would just like to say what a great and original piece of writing this is, but I would be a liar. It's tripe.
on some deleted poem
15 Jan 2007, 4:13 PM
Tedious old bollocks.
on Same old rancour (a yellow stream of consciousness) by ecargo
15 Jan 2007, 4:16 PM
Utter bollocks except fore the bit about pissing.
on The huntsman's revenge by Stephen Robins
15 Jan 2007, 4:17 PM
Doggerel but quite amusing doggerel. A bit tedious.
on Colin's thoughts by colin douglas's arse
15 Aug 2007, 9:52 AM
Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho. I have not laughed so much since my mum caught her tits in the mangle.
on Two More Cunts Who Are One Cunt by mr cunt
15 Aug 2007, 9:54 AM
Wittier than a pearl necklace.
on some deleted poem
16 Aug 2007, 9:45 AM
Fucking amusing. I crapped me duds twice.
on On The Gay Beach by Edna Sweetlove
16 Aug 2007, 9:46 AM
Nothing like a spot of buggery on the sands, but be careful not to get the crabs.
on The Tale Of Marietta And The Hornbag Priest (v.1) by Edna Sweetlove
16 Aug 2007, 9:47 AM
Bugger me. That's a good 'n.