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On The Gay Beach (Lyric) by Edna Sweetlove
A Poem by Poofy Pete (Edna's oh-so-gay friend) Let me tell you about a gay beach I know: It's very close to Brighton and I've been there lots; And I've had so many boys and men down there And I've seen their lovely naked bots. Telscombe Cliffs is what the beach is called And you go down the path past the sewage works Over a breakwater or two and then you'll find A place where naughty gay little me often lurks. You'll recognise me by my hairy chest and balls And also I'm always playing with my member; If you kneel down on the sands in front of me I'll give you (or anyone) a mouthful to remember. I really can't get enough of that gay and lovely beach: I've been going there for years and years and years; But in the winter it's such a sad pathetic place Haunted by faggy cries of "fuck and suck me, someone please."

Up the ladder: Flea poem
Down the ladder: I'm a faggot

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Overall Rank: 11
Posted: May 20, 2006 4:35 PM PDT; Last modified: June 13, 2006 4:14 PM PDT
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[10] Engelbert Humpalot @ | 13-Sep-06/6:13 PM | Reply
I'v been there. I'm the hairy one with the 12 inch dong.
[7] Sing4Jesus! @ | 1-Oct-06/6:46 PM | Reply
[10] Dr Fartspittle @ | 11-Mar-07/6:06 PM | Reply
I know the place! It stinks of stale spunk.
[10] Holy Tits @ | 13-Mar-07/11:07 AM | Reply
[10] mr cunt @ | 21-Apr-07/5:21 PM | Reply
Kinky stuff - I think I know the place.
[10] Dr Toilet @ | 16-Aug-07/9:46 AM | Reply
Nothing like a spot of buggery on the sands, but be careful not to get the crabs.
[1] xyz @ | 22-Oct-07/12:47 AM | Reply
Exquisitely homoerotic material Edna. I can just envision the semen dripping down your chin. Hahahaha. Hope you enjoy your romps down there in queerville.
[1] xyz @ | 22-Oct-07/12:49 AM | Reply
Uh , I mean Poofy Pete. You go girl!
[10] wDaphnew @ | 30-Sep-11/12:58 PM | Reply
TRULY A GREAT POEM! Edna: why not join my new poetry site - cut or paste this: !
[n/a] rabbi sammy schtupp @ 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 | 9-Feb-21/9:23 AM | Reply
Send me the address. I'll go there with my brother Ikey.
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