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Colin's thoughts (Lyric) by colin douglas's arse
I am a sad old git I love to play toy trains I am a piece of shit With soggy shit for branes. I am illiteritt too boot I can bearly spell my name - I am cunt from head to foot And there's no one else to blaim.

Up the ladder: n/a
Down the ladder: Kennedy the cunt

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Arithmetic Mean: 9.0
Weighted score: 7.9242344
Overall Rank: 1
Posted: August 14, 2007 8:04 AM PDT; Last modified: August 14, 2007 8:04 AM PDT
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[10] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.211.236.120 | 15-Aug-07/7:59 AM | Reply
This is hilariously funny! Well wrote, Col, yorra jeany-uss.
[10] Dr Toilet @ 195.194.75.209 | 15-Aug-07/9:52 AM | Reply
Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho. I have not laughed so much since my mum caught her tits in the mangle.
[10] Engelbert Humpalot @ 85.211.242.68 | 23-Aug-07/5:05 PM | Reply
I couldn't have put it better about poor Colin, even if I had written it myself.
[n/a] richa @ 85.210.180.87 | 24-Aug-07/1:18 PM | Reply
are you gay too.
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