Re: Snake Oil: A Deadication by OneFingerAnswer	31-Jul-03/7:51 AM
Probably the most appallingly executed limerick since horus8's epoch-making masterpiece, "AIDS in a crayon". 10 out of 10 for effort, though!
Re: a comment on Seeing Clearly in the Dark by Jimbo	31-Jul-03/3:41 AM
Are you trying to suggest that dew is odourless? I'll have you know that dew smells like freshly cut grass and soil, with perhaps the scent of the odd flower thrown in for good measure. The odour is particularly discernable very early in the morning on a day that is about to get very hot. You, Sir, know nothing, and if anything in this world ought to be odourless it's YOU, walrus8.
Re: a comment on Vichyssoise, then murder by horus8	30-Jul-03/4:05 PM
No. He just wrote some things down in a confusing way because that's what poetry "is".
Re: HATE by forsaken'sbigbro	30-Jul-03/9:37 AM
Wowzers. You seem so harmless on the outside. But deep down you're a seething cauldron of rage. A turbulent cess pool of corruption. Kids better stay away from you because you're dangerous. Dangerous to the max. And dark. And mysterious. You're OuT oF coNtROl, man. You're way beyond the extreme. You're special. Yeah. Right.
Re: a comment on HATE by forsaken'sbigbro	30-Jul-03/9:27 AM
For fuck's sake woman. I knew it was only going to be a matter of time before some dullard told hate-boy here about American History X. My mind contains your mind.
Re: a comment on #1 entry from Chico, the star stalker on Pico by <{Baba^Yaga}>	28-Jul-03/9:09 AM
You're a worthless, boring prawne. Don't reply to my comments, because you're rubbish.
Re: a comment on Mr. Pig's Theme by Mr. Pig	27-Jul-03/6:14 PM
what?
Re: a comment on #1 entry from Chico, the star stalker on Pico by <{Baba^Yaga}>	27-Jul-03/3:05 PM
There is nothing ethical about dating a man. It is both gay and homosexual, and in the words of Mother Teresa, "absolutely appalling"... UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'RE THE AMAZING MULBERRY FAIRY! See how she charges blindly through the late night streets of poemeranker - now so pumped full of drugs and oppression that you can't even cross the road without being injected by a giant needle full of racist abuse. Her stained cape billowing uselessly behind her, she fearlessly upholds the integrity of her precious ethical mandate, regardless of what accidentally ends up landing on her face, and despite the fact that her mandate is probably a load of absolute guff. It's a jungle out there. A vast, steaming pile of mediocrity, self-delusion and lies... and that's just from horus8! Who knows what untold splats of misery lie at the heart of this giant dungheap of wanton literature? So go, mulberryfairy! Go! Confront the evils of this world! Listen to your heart and let gullibility be your guide, safe in the knowledge that your maturity and poverty stricken background will see you through... knowledge, I might add, that appears to be stored in the unbelievable smugness of your bloated face.
Re: a comment on #1 entry from Chico, the star stalker on Pico by <{Baba^Yaga}>	27-Jul-03/11:16 AM
Since you're Korean maybe you could help. I find that all Koreans look the same to me. And they all talk in the same way and seem to have the same personalities. As far as I can tell they all think the same thoughts, wear the same clothes, eat the same foods and like the same musics. Are they all just the same person? A bit like The Borg in Star Trek? Incidentally, I once knew a Korean exchange student who went missing for two weeks. It turned out that he had spent the entire fortnight in a 24-hour kareoke bar.
Re: a comment on tower of pain by crwncka1	26-Jul-03/11:15 AM
what do you mean by "unnatural"?
Re: Japanese nature. by daniella	21-Jul-03/7:05 AM
http://www.geocities.com/sansoucie2003/music/a_and_j_80k.mp3
Re: a comment on Vodka, An ex-girlfriend, and a mess by Luzr	20-Jul-03/6:04 PM
Don't get hangovers? Obviously you've never woken up with your face in a tramp's crapping arse.
Re: a comment on You wouldn't know God from Adam by horus8	20-Jul-03/12:58 PM
Not sure about his user name but using my top secret hacking software I have discovered that his email address is moose@mountie.canada.com
Re: a comment on I've lost my poetic edge by thepinkbunnyofdoom	20-Jul-03/12:38 PM
One of the first symptoms of writer's block (among dunces, at least) is that you start writing poetry about writing poetry, or "meta-poetry" if you will. At the very least you write shitty poemes about the room you are sitting in, or what you can see out your window (this actually inspired my timeless classic AIDS in a van), or how it's not your fault you've got writer's block because you're off your mash on ecstasy pipes. Here are some classic examples: http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=3578 http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=23068 http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=34056 http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=37557 http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=56474 Having exposed his meta-poemes for what they are - the thoughtless ramblings of a teenage mega-spastic blundering through poemeranker on a giant cack wagon - my advice to thepinkbunnyofdoom would be to give up and move on to meta-meta-poetry. Here, I'll start you off... I tried to write some poemes about writing poemes But they were shit
Re: Nigger Hole by horus8	19-Jul-03/10:24 AM
Wow, you are certainly at the peak of your creativity!!!!!!1 A pity the same can't be said of your maturity, Jeremi. Or should I say Jewremi. Jew.
Re: Windmill by the Sea by Jeremi B. Handrinos	17-Jul-03/12:51 PM
Wheeled Chairs Of Your Mind (Lyric) by -=Dark_Angel=- Something did a massive dollop And it landed on my head Why did someone eat that turnip that was dangling by a thread? Could you please remove those sandals and that oversized balloon You've inserted in my anus I look just like a baboon Someone stole my last cucumber And my only deck of cards And a giant oblong panda Has exploded in my arse Both my buttocks have been crippled And they look like scrambled eggs Now that motherfucking freight train Has run over both my legs Like a circle in a spiral Like a wheel within a wheel Never ending or beginning On an ever-spinning reel As the images unwind Like the circles that you find In the wheeled chairs of your mind
Re: -=Dark_Angel=- -=In_Decline=- by wEdible Underpantsw	26-Jun-03/12:55 PM
Dear PoemeRankers, This will be my last post on the website: www.poemeranker.com I came to this site, over one year ago, because poetry, for me at least, is the most powerful instrument for dealing with issues known to man. I was eager to showcase some of my finer works, and to learn from the many virtues and mastakes of the terrible poetes on this site. But the vile torrent of abuse that ensued can only be described as "unbelievably appalling". Still, I soldiered on. I continued to tackle the issues of the day with as much maturity and charisma as I could muster, bravely turning a blind eye to the perpetual onslaught of filth that bombarded my work on a fortnightly basis. "IDIOT", "HOMO", "DUNCE", "BALLS" - just some of the expletives I have had to endure, and for what? To have three of my poemes in the bottom 15. Pushed to the brink by the blundering efforts of bugger-loads of top notch dullards, I faced physical and emotional ruin. In a last ditch effort to extricate this site from the tangled web of immaturity that now runs wide rife, I wrote to nentwined (c.f http://www.poemranker.com/suggestion-browse.jsp?id=50725) demanding that a Maturity Award be purchased and presented, with immediate affect, to my good self. This award represented, in my opinion, the final bastion for what little maturity remained on PoemeRanker. My application was rejected. Whittled away to mere husk, I write to you now in my sixtieth year. The marauding criminals of www.poemeranker.com have had their fill, and my strength remains sapped like a massive nappy. My beloved Maturity Award has become the object of shame and ridicule at the hands of hooligans whose names don't bear mentioning here. There is little left to live for; this is the beginning of death. Let us pause and reflect a moment. A broken man stands alone in a field. The cool breeze billows pleasantly about his shining groin. He turns, naked, and walks into the distance. To follow would be folly; we can only stand and mourn the loss of the darkest of all poetes. "For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night." We'll withdraw now, as he slowly disappears among the tall sheaves of rice.
Re: a comment on I fucked my sister (2 She's pregnant!) by <{Baba^Yaga}>	26-Jun-03/12:57 AM
Tasteless and immature? What do you mean by tasteless? Why is it tasteless? 99.9% brilliant? That means that the probability that you are telling the truth is 0.1%
Re: a comment on I fucked my sister (2 She's pregnant!) by <{Baba^Yaga}>	26-Jun-03/12:40 AM
Of course you do, my child. Of course you do. Not standing by your opinion would mean standing by a giant banner saying "MY POETIC INSIGHTS ARE BASED ENTIRELY ON WHETHER OR NOT I KNOW THE AUTHOR. PLEASE IGNORE."
Re: a comment on Maman: Psychic Tophet by SupremeDreamer	25-Jun-03/4:23 AM
YEAH YOUR WRITE LET ME KNO OF NE MOR MASTAKES OK? HYUK HYUK ASL?