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I fucked my sister (2 She's pregnant!) (Ode) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
I fucked my sister One sunny day I fucked my sister The American way I fucked my sister In her mouth I fucked my sister At Mom's house I fucked my sister What an ass! I fucked my sister With my cast (broken arm) I fucked my sister Reading "Animal farm" I fucked my sister With my right arm I fucked my sister Then I pooped I fucked my sister With a group I fucked my sister I wore a dress I fucked my sister So god would bless I fucked my sister Then went mammy, mammy I fucked my sister and her friend Tammy I fucked my sister 'Till I was bored I fucked my sister With an old board I fucked my sister Still in her clothes I fucked my sister with all my toes I fucked my sister What could I do? I fucked my sister And I'd fuck you too I fucked my sister With a soup spoon I fucked my sister With a black balloon I fucked my sister So, what the hell? I fucked my sister Please don't tell I fucked my sister On a bullet train I fucked my sister Freebassing cocaine I fucked my sister What have I done? I fucked my sister With my mom's gun I fucked my sister Now everyone knows I fucked my sister Right up her nose I fucked my sister Drinking warm beer I fucked my sister Although I'm queer I fucked my sister With my dirtiest bong I fucked my sister Then rang a gong I fucked my sister Oh my Lordy, Lordy I fucked my sister And so did Gordy (My friend) I fucked my sister It's the latest trend I fucked my sister Where she did bend I fucked my sister Though she's fat I fucked my sister With a dead cat I fucked my sister Late one summer night I fucked my sister That shit aint right I fucked my sister Like Hiroshima I fucked my sister Then drank a Zima I fucked my sister And made my notch I fucked my sister Then stole her Swatch I fucked my sister With Seven thick inches I fucked my sister It took strong winches I fucked my sister And I'm not kiddin' I fucked my sister While high on Riddlin I fucked my sister Cuz she asked me (nice) I fucked my sister Next I Fucked my mommy I fucked my sister With a block of ice I fucked my sister On my Shrink's advice I fucked my sister Aint I a stanker? I fucked my sister On poemranker.
Up the ladder: Donning an Ass Mask
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Overall Rank: 1377
Posted: June 24, 2003 10:19 PM PDT; Last modified: June 25, 2003 7:04 PM PDT
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[0] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.168.70 | 25-Jun-03/3:28 AM | Reply
what the fuck is this, rerun of poetic failure? miserable and without any taste.. humoristic? fuck no man, what the hell.. hillbilly poetry folks, welcome to the next millennium.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.97 > SupremeDreamer | 25-Jun-03/4:18 AM | Reply
You monumental fucking retard. You blither about all over the place, worshiping that cad horus8 and bombarding everything he writes with praise... and now this. Guess who <{Baba^Yaga}> is. Yes, that's right. <{Baba^Yaga}> is horus8.

Gutted to the max.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 25-Jun-03/10:39 AM | Reply
And now a moment of silence... Okay who want's pizza? lol
[n/a] DurtKL @ 68.75.20.138 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 25-Jun-03/9:09 PM | Reply
hahaha
[0] SupremeDreamer @ 66.81.147.3 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 25-Jun-03/9:16 PM | Reply
He is? oh.. as if this changes anything? answer: No. I still stand by my opinion.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 > SupremeDreamer | 25-Jun-03/10:50 PM | Reply
So... You're seventeen aye, and your on a mission to chisel out that diamond in your soul, and you've recently fallen in love? With who? If I may ask?
[0] SupremeDreamer @ 66.81.147.3 > Jeremi B. Handrinos | 25-Jun-03/10:55 PM | Reply
fallen in love? erm.. not exactly.. chisel out the diamond in my soul, ive already done that, more like chisel my poetic ability into a diamond. And yes sir, i am seventeen. Born september 1, 1985. anything else you may want to know?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.103 > SupremeDreamer | 26-Jun-03/12:40 AM | Reply
Of course you do, my child. Of course you do. Not standing by your opinion would mean standing by a giant banner saying "MY POETIC INSIGHTS ARE BASED ENTIRELY ON WHETHER OR NOT I KNOW THE AUTHOR. PLEASE IGNORE."
[0] SupremeDreamer @ 66.81.147.3 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 26-Jun-03/12:50 AM | Reply
Please remember folks: Look at commentry, re-look at poetry, then conclude your reaction.

And, O.K. I did give much praise to horus8. And No, I don't simply stand by it because of what you think it would mean, or what anyone thinks it would mean. Already people are thinking many things about me, I don't have the mental Processing Power to worry about it, or give a shit.

I don't like this poem, horus created or not. (Refer to Comment:
quote "99.9% brilliant")

I fucked my sister repeated is, as i said in another way earlier
the cries of the good hillbilly in trailor park 666. Tasteless.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.103 > SupremeDreamer | 26-Jun-03/12:57 AM | Reply
Tasteless and immature? What do you mean by tasteless? Why is it tasteless? 99.9% brilliant? That means that the probability that you are telling the truth is 0.1%
[0] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.170.216 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 26-Jun-03/1:15 AM | Reply
Calculate my fate, you will find me confused, unable to relate, but alas i continue this debate, watching you berate me.
Immature? ok, sure, whatever you say Gent, however you would like my words bent, out of place of original meaning, all the while the song bird is singing sheet sheet, mention breath and death yes, tasteless it is, for it can't be called shit.
[n/a] JoyLuck @ 68.75.20.138 > SupremeDreamer | 25-Jun-03/9:46 PM | Reply
what a wanker
[n/a] Nanshe @ 167.206.181.179 > SupremeDreamer | 26-Jun-03/8:00 AM | Reply
Ah, beautiful Dreamer! Deny that you have fucked your sister. Deny it, man.

You cannot.

You are like Salome, but you learned Taps insteads of Veils, and the clattering of your Hoof is recognizable to this ear.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > Nanshe | 26-Jun-03/1:52 PM | Reply
The clattering of my hooves are recognizable to a mole's ears too, the poor blind creatures. I fear the hoe has made quick work of the sunning little devils.
[0] SupremeDreamer @ 69.19.177.147 > Nanshe | 26-Jun-03/8:49 PM | Reply
I can actually, without any real insistence. Maybe that is your twisted fantasy, ok, thats fine by me, but dont think erotic and tell me about to make me sick.. really. And what does that ear hear actually? the gurgle of me drinking large amounts of beer?
[n/a] Brandy_n_Cali @ 4.182.108.224 > SupremeDreamer | 3-Sep-04/12:05 AM | Reply
I DEFINTLY AGREE WITH SUPREME!!!!!
ROTFLMMFAO @ "HILLBILLY PETRY FOLKS"
[n/a] KagatoSan @ 141.155.155.130 | 25-Jun-03/6:36 PM | Reply
Man, WTF?
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 > KagatoSan | 25-Jun-03/7:14 PM | Reply
What, are you my sister, or would you like to be? Man. Asl?
Go fuck your own sister. Leave mine alone dick nose. Lest I whip you to death with about 1,000 IQ points for hours. I suggest you bark up another tree KagatoSanFransisco. Or I'll mop the bath house with you.
[n/a] Mr Pig (again) @ 195.92.168.169 | 26-Jun-03/1:37 PM | Reply
I too have just been shafted at the craft market for what i thought were a set of Royal Gloucester china tea cups, alas they are made in Madagasgar.

[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > Mr Pig (again) | 26-Jun-03/1:50 PM | Reply
The horror, may the reciept turnip.
[3] rnsbreeze @ 64.12.116.70 | 1-Sep-04/4:37 PM | Reply
that's just gross
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.130.62.63 > rnsbreeze | 1-Sep-04/4:41 PM | Reply
Why'd you click on it?
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