Vodka, An ex-girlfriend, and a mess

Member since 2003 · Posted 20 Jul 2003 · 7 comments

Woke up Sometime around 5 til 9 Found vomit in my bed But it wasn't mine She's lying naked Piss drunk on my floor Screaming I can't take this anymore I'm on fire I'm slipping between worlds I can't take this Oh look what I have become Shes just lying there Crying Tequilla tears Shouting loud enough for the dead to hear I can't take this My guts are flaming gasoline And I can't see straight I swere I'm never drinking again So shes just lying there Crying Tequilla tears While I'm still sitting here Listening to her whine in my ear Telling how drinking is bad How its never made her anything but sad And crying crocodile Tequilla tears So it looks like I'm the one cleaning up here

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7 comments

[8] SupremeDreamer 20-Jul-03/4:53 PM Reply

hey hey, nothin like a hangover to snap you out of writers block. 8

[8] thepinkbunnyofdoom › SupremeDreamer 20-Jul-03/5:23 PM Reply

Hangover? I'm just lucky I don't get them, Cause from what I saw this morning, they are worse than being a man at a PMS convention.

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › thepinkbunnyofdoom 20-Jul-03/6:04 PM Reply

Don't get hangovers? Obviously you've never woken up with your face in a tramp's crapping arse.

[7] Jeremi B. Handrinos › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 20-Jul-03/6:18 PM Reply

Perhaps, he's not living a life at waist level and into sticking his head up someone's ass while getting his drink on?

[8] thepinkbunnyofdoom › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 20-Jul-03/6:21 PM Reply

Obviously

[7] Jeremi B. Handrinos 20-Jul-03/6:19 PM Reply

I rather enjoyed, maybe, I'll make it a song.

[8] thepinkbunnyofdoom › Jeremi B. Handrinos 20-Jul-03/6:21 PM Reply

If you do just make sure to let me know where to download it.