Re: Kernel of truth by annabellee	9-Feb-04/5:27 AM
Never before has the arbitrary indentation been wielded with such senseless aplomb. -10-
Re: Fact of the Matter by marvelis	7-Feb-04/9:34 AM
Suffused with a quiet, monumental stupidity.
Re: a comment on Ducks With AIDs (a feeble attempt of something different) by Blindpoetry	7-Feb-04/8:54 AM
No'm.
Re: Ducks With AIDs (a feeble attempt of something different) by Blindpoetry	7-Feb-04/6:39 AM
My poemes are much better than yours.
Re: "In the Air" by SmittenKitten	6-Feb-04/5:01 PM
Did you get your username from an episode of Ant & Dec's "Wonky Donkey"?
Re: a comment on I Go On by drumrgirl30	6-Feb-04/7:33 AM
How dare you defecate all over this poor girl's poeme? Is it not enough that she has been mocked and shamed to the point of lunacy, so that her life's work now resembles little more than a pathetic smear on the toilet bowl of literature? And you... you with your linguistic subtleties and your arbitrarily small epsilons come swaggering in, jodhpurs flying at half-mast, coiling out absurdly bulging specimens all o'er the outhouse floor, like some sort of bizarre dung cannon, blasting what little remains of her awestruck dumplings into oblivion. No, yours are not the proudest buttocks in the land - far from it - yet you flaunt them menacingly, a shame unto their jodhpurs, goading all those that would dare take two sheets of paper instead of one into partially wiped submission. Begone from this town, foul stainmonger, ere the precious outhouse crumbles 'neath your wanton barrage.
Re: a comment on Tales From The Outhouse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	5-Feb-04/3:28 PM
what do you mean by 'form'? and what is its name?
Re: a comment on 3AM At Whitey's by DurtKL	5-Feb-04/2:39 PM
Leisure Suit Larry is not a game -- it's a simulation.
Re: La Belle Epoque by andrewjthomas	5-Feb-04/1:33 PM
A merciless hunchback of surprise.
Re: a comment on Tales From The Outhouse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	5-Feb-04/1:02 PM
You're a very ill-mannered young lady. Now... is the door closed? A ha. I'm going to show you something that you may not like.
Re: A Panglossian Farmer by richa	5-Feb-04/12:57 PM
You certainly win the prize for the week's most aribtrary line break. The prize is six of the best followed by a trip to Matron's office.
Re: a comment on Emily Mae by horus8	5-Feb-04/11:42 AM
bow'ls
Re: To A Streetchild by Sam	5-Feb-04/10:20 AM
Sublimely beautiful and evocative. -10-
Re: Necromancers Song (Incubus Guitar & Buddhist Drums) by SupremeDreamer	5-Feb-04/8:24 AM
Inconceivably shit.
Re: a comment on Emily Mae by horus8	5-Feb-04/3:40 AM
bow'ls
Re: a comment on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry	4-Feb-04/6:44 PM
Point 4 has been shortlisted for inclusion in next year's edition of 'The Gentleman's Code'
Re: a comment on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry	4-Feb-04/6:23 PM
The highest ambition of man indeed.
Re: a comment on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry	4-Feb-04/6:16 PM
Not at all, old boy. Besides, can you think of a better place than this poeme to thwart -=Dark_Angel=-'s 'Hard Speak; Hard Emotion' reputation? I SURE CAN'T!!!!11
Re: a comment on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry	4-Feb-04/5:59 PM
I hope you are now basking in the lewd lagoon of a newfound sense of well-being.
Re: Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry	4-Feb-04/5:51 PM
Hi Blindpoetry, This is just a note to say don't listen to -=Dark_Angel=-. He is a fool, and is not to be taken seriously. Think of him as a sort of jester - a nude jester, granted - but a jester all the same. If you remember that simple rule, you will find him to be quite harmless. If this silly episode can help your poetry in some way, almost certainly via some bizarre, highly tenuous leap of the imagination, then perhaps its lesson comes in the form of a web address: www.dictionary.com The next time a jester like -=Dark_Angel=- uses an obscure word like 'jester', or 'obscure', or 'tenuous', you can go there and look it up. There, I've given you three new words to start you off - best of luck, and God speed! As ever, -=Dark_Angel=- P.S Don't worry about Billy Biff-Chin. Plagiarists are always caught by the webmaster within a few days.