The Vin Diesel you see in movies is actually a rare hairless gorilla indigenous to the jungle/toxic waste dump known as The Bronx. This explains the indecipherable monkey babble that dribbles from his mouth whenever he attempts to speak ('cause he's from The Bronx. Get it? brlllrumpbump-Tishhh.) I've sped up the evolutionary process for his species so that within the next five years he and his kind will evolve into giant erect penises that will unite to take over the world beating all humans to death with their huge heads only to soon become extinct in the subsequent celebration catastrophe when they all drown in their own ejaculation. The world will then be the way it always should have been, Stupid. Hear the prophecy of Evil Denis.

Then I'll remove them farther from reality and more into drivel by adopting your suggestions.

The end has a tweak, and his name is Jerry. Just a memory, but with a lot more sense than I gave him credit for back then.

The lacluster ending is regret, which is almost always without luster. Grabbing attention is my primary goal. thanks.

You expect too much from one with the brain of a tree. Glad to hear the is not the pits. I know it lacks glitz. But at least it has tits, which has commonly been ascribed to the female way of expression. Thanks for the input.

Gandolf's ultragay?! Those poor little Hobbits.

ADDENDUM: It turns out that if you actually select "Roguefort" it directs you to a page about ordinary Roquefort. I'd had an image of an especially roguish blue-veined cheese not unlike a cheese version of ultragay British actor Ian McKellen which has, thankfully, been punctured. Not unlike ultragay British actor Ian McKellen.

I thought so too, but then I saw this: www.wholefoodsmarket.com/products/specialty/cheese-selector/index.html Select Blue-veined Cheeses. Scroll down.

We should twin cities.

wow thanks.

Be thankful for where you are...Here in Memphis, poetry is pretty much just something like I killed a nigga and then raped his bitch and then I robbed some shit and then I killed a cop and did some more illegal shit. pretty good stuff..