Re: Buttocks. by Ulterius	DamienDen 168.103.213.204	31-Aug-06/1:40 PM
It was a very interesting poem, although a bit crude at some points but I think that works as what are we describing here but a buttocks!
Re: Let Me Entertain You by Bethy	DamienDen 168.103.213.204	31-Aug-06/1:36 PM
Hilarious, very entertaining. I enjoyed it very much.
Re: Golden Showers by mrs smith	some deleted user 87.74.45.126	31-Aug-06/9:31 AM
metoo,7 inches minumumand allthe way up!
Re: Buttocks. by Ulterius	some deleted user 87.74.45.126	31-Aug-06/9:30 AM
I love it up the ass.
Re: George and Samson by Edna Sweetlove	some deleted user 87.74.45.126	31-Aug-06/9:29 AM
Nice gay parrot stuff.
Re: Life Goes On by Edna Sweetlove	some deleted user 87.74.45.126	31-Aug-06/9:28 AM
Nice
Re: A Tragic Love Tryst In The Park Near The Sewage Works by Edna Sweetlove	some deleted user 87.74.45.126	31-Aug-06/9:27 AM
I like the sewage works - a good pl;ace for horny wildsex.
Re: A Fart For All Mankind by Edna Sweetlove	some deleted user 87.74.45.126	31-Aug-06/9:27 AM
Very fucking Chaucerian. Sounds likemy Mummy.
Re: Let's praise great Britannia's golden days of now and then by Edna Sweetlove	some deleted user 87.74.45.126	31-Aug-06/9:26 AM
Fucking hilarious,Edna,you are a gem.
Re: An Ode To My Dead Husband Bert by Edna Sweetlove	some deleted user 87.74.45.126	31-Aug-06/9:25 AM
I LOVE prostatic stimulation. Preferably from a well-hung brute of a man! 10 points min -anyone who gives it less is a cunt.
Re: Memories Of Home by Edna Sweetlove	Ulterius 82.46.97.41	31-Aug-06/9:16 AM
Brilliant.
Re: George and Samson by Edna Sweetlove	Ulterius 82.46.97.41	31-Aug-06/9:11 AM
Brilliant. Parroty fun as always, Edna. Did you know that thirty percent of rams are gay?
Re: Felice Et Eroticum Est. by Ulterius	Stephen Robins 213.146.148.199	31-Aug-06/9:10 AM
I am a poet, convinced that I am acting on behalf of poets. I believe that this poem, upon which I entered as a poem of excellence and rhythm, has now become a poem of mimickery and silliness. I believe that the purposes for which I and my fellow-poets read this poem should have been so clearly stated as to have made it impossible to misunderstand the poems meaning, and that, had this been done, the objects which actuated us would now be deserving of a ten..
Re: Felice Et Eroticum Est. by Ulterius	Edna Sweetlove 85.210.208.75	31-Aug-06/7:52 AM
Ah yes, how those WW1 poets loved it up the ass. 10/10 again.
Re: A Thinker's Ode To Love. by Ulterius	Edna Sweetlove 85.210.208.75	31-Aug-06/7:52 AM
Not up to your usual sublime standard but still worth a 10. £500/hour is more than I charge myself.
Re: Witch's Brew by ecargo	Ulterius 82.46.97.41	31-Aug-06/7:50 AM
73 views and only two comments. It's an outrage. By the way, I totally disagree about the first stanza. I think it's brilliant.
Re: Pleasure. (Leisure Spoof) by Ulterius	Edna Sweetlove 85.210.208.75	31-Aug-06/7:50 AM
A wonderful satire on one of the worst poems ever written about farm animals. I forget who wrote it but I remember vomiting on the shoulder of the girl in front of me in class when I read it. She was a stary little cow anyway.
Re: a comment on Pleasure. (Leisure Spoof) by Ulterius	Ulterius 82.46.97.41	31-Aug-06/7:49 AM
Why thank you. I of course do not simply spoof. I have over three hundred poems written under a different name and on a different site, only three of which are spoofs. However, I intend to focus on toilet humour on poemranker as I see no need to be serious at all. I think I am going to find and comment on some of your poems, as you have been extremely kind.
Re: Buttocks. by Ulterius	Edna Sweetlove 85.210.208.75	31-Aug-06/7:48 AM
A work of fucking total genius! I love buttocks too and feel a strange affinity with you. This is a wonderful poem and a tribute to anal beauty.
Re: a comment on Felice Et Eroticum Est. by Ulterius	Ulterius 82.46.97.41	31-Aug-06/7:46 AM
I am Good God, of course. And thank you. I think Owen might have tried to gully me, but I'm sure he had a pretty good sense of humour, if it matched up to his poetic ability.