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Engelbert Humpalot on Dear Maggie by Stephen Robins 13 Sep 2006, 6:08 PM
Fucking brilliant
Engelbert Humpalot on When I Were a Duck by colbaby 13 Sep 2006, 6:09 PM
Disappointing!
Engelbert Humpalot on Dinner With The Navy by colbaby 13 Sep 2006, 6:10 PM
Pitiful. I expected better after I read another one of yours. Fuck me, you can't even spell "flavour"
Engelbert Humpalot on May I Cook Dinner? by colbaby 13 Sep 2006, 6:11 PM
You gotta keep those slags in their place.
The piss bit is OK. The rest stinks on ice.
Sing4Jesus! on Cat and Door by gothwalk 13 Sep 2006, 5:55 PM
Pathos
Sing4Jesus! on Porn by New Life Drug 13 Sep 2006, 5:56 PM
Horses doo doo!
Sing4Jesus! on Pleasure. (Leisure Spoof) by Ulterius 13 Sep 2006, 5:57 PM
WH Davies was a wed compared to this.
Appalling.
I'v been there. I'm the hairy one with the 12 inch dong.
I recognise who you're talking about. He writes on allpoetry.com. No names, no packdrill.
I think I was in the same cinema as I heard the grunts from 12 rows back.
Sensational. Even better than the gerbil one. By the way, it's spelt shlong, not dong.
"I laughed like a drain" - priceless
Ranger on Dear Maggie by Stephen Robins 13 Sep 2006, 10:11 PM
Last line's pretty funny
Ranger on Be Not Afraid Of Dying. by Mr Pig 13 Sep 2006, 10:15 PM
Sweet, traditional English meets traditional Japanese. Blessed.
Engelbert Humpalot on Ass-love by mrs smith 13 Sep 2006, 6:15 PM
I know exactly what you mean. That "pre-dump" sniff is a winner.
Nice.
Ranger on Satyr by ecargo 13 Sep 2006, 10:07 PM
"there's chaste to be chased 'neath the myrtle 'til dawn" -- http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=144546 suggests you haven't been doing too much to discourage this kind of behaviour, ecargo :-p This reminds me of something, and I can't for the life of me think what...