Engelbert Humpalot
on Dear Maggie by Stephen Robins
13 Sep 2006, 6:08 PM
Fucking brilliant
Disappointing!
Pitiful. I expected better after I read another one of yours. Fuck me, you can't even spell "flavour"
You gotta keep those slags in their place.
The piss bit is OK. The rest stinks on ice.
Pathos
Tripe
Horses doo doo!
WH Davies was a wed compared to this.
Appalling.
I'v been there. I'm the hairy one with the 12 inch dong.
I recognise who you're talking about. He writes on allpoetry.com. No names, no packdrill.
I think I was in the same cinema as I heard the grunts from 12 rows back.
Sensational. Even better than the gerbil one. By the way, it's spelt shlong, not dong.
"I laughed like a drain" - priceless
Last line's pretty funny
Sweet, traditional English meets traditional Japanese. Blessed.
I know exactly what you mean. That "pre-dump" sniff is a winner.
Nice.
"there's chaste to be chased 'neath the myrtle 'til dawn" -- http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.j sp?id=144546 suggests you haven't been doing too much to discourage this kind of behaviour, ecargo :-p
This reminds me of something, and I can't for the life of me think what...