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I Have a Brain That Glows In the Dark (Free verse) by colbaby
I have a brain that glows in the dark and is bigger than most people think I’m so bloody smart with such a big heart I could spank you and not even blink But I am concerned of something I learned about kittens that live in a bag I tossed in a brick and a flick of my wrist the fact that it sunk was a drag But never you mind coz I am not blind to caring for flora and fauna Except for the time I shot a zebra and hid myself around the corner But that is the life when you have a wife who’s so happy you need not be fearful Except like last week when I whipped out my deek and I ended up copping an earful There’s one thing I know it’s the line that you tow for happiness joy and some bliss I needed to find a word that would rhyme but all I could think of was piss

Up the ladder: A Christmas Thought
Down the ladder: When I Were a Duck

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.5
Weighted score: 5.0596013
Overall Rank: 6731
Posted: September 11, 2006 11:34 PM PDT; Last modified: September 11, 2006 11:34 PM PDT
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[9] Ranger @ 81.151.9.127 | 12-Sep-06/12:09 AM | Reply
I think Steve Irwin's untimely demise might have unhinged you. Fucking funny poems though :-D
[10] Lifeboatman @ 203.177.138.82 | 12-Sep-06/8:02 AM | Reply
hehe...10
[3] Engelbert Humpalot @ 85.210.211.96 | 13-Sep-06/6:12 PM | Reply
The piss bit is OK. The rest stinks on ice.
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