I Have a Brain That Glows In the Dark

I have a brain that glows in the dark and is bigger than most people think I’m so bloody smart with such a big heart I could spank you and not even blink But I am concerned of something I learned about kittens that live in a bag I tossed in a brick and a flick of my wrist the fact that it sunk was a drag But never you mind coz I am not blind to caring for flora and fauna Except for the time I shot a zebra and hid myself around the corner But that is the life when you have a wife who’s so happy you need not be fearful Except like last week when I whipped out my deek and I ended up copping an earful There’s one thing I know it’s the line that you tow for happiness joy and some bliss I needed to find a word that would rhyme but all I could think of was piss