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20 most recent comments by poetandknowit (841-860) and replies

Re: a comment on Bein' Vegan by poetandknowit 17-Sep-02/11:51 AM
Fundamentalist vegans (really all of them they just won't admit it), including a few of my lovely cohorts, live by the crazy notion that worker bees are oppressed by the Big Kahuna QB. No unions you know. Ergo, no eat honey. If you ever get into this discussion with this crazy sort and it comes up, I challenge you to keep the face straight!
Re: a comment on Bein' Vegan by poetandknowit 17-Sep-02/11:47 AM
I am Frass. Don't listen to DA because he is really God's Wife. So, the lesson for today: don't judge a poetandknowit by its cover!
Re: Grandma by waltfreakinwhitman 17-Sep-02/11:43 AM
That's gross man, just gross. No wonder you're gay.
Re: a comment on We visited the gay men on the veranda by Frass 16-Sep-02/7:22 PM
Frass is a fag.
Re: a comment on AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 16-Sep-02/1:24 PM
you are the only one that took the bait here? why?
Re: a comment on On waiting to pick up my daughter on Tuesday by poetandknowit 16-Sep-02/1:21 PM
Trust me there is no adventure, writer of triangle poems, in having a daughter with someone you thought you would accept a miserable existence with only to come home one day and find the place empty. To my luck: Yes, but the leftovers...hmmm. Divorce processes and being left behind to develop odd relationships with uh! female babies alone is not necessarily my idea of a good trek. But such are the cards. Are you being creatively ambiguous or just factually vague? Shall I write you a love poem? It would make things easier between us.
Re: a comment on On waiting to pick up my daughter on Tuesday by poetandknowit 16-Sep-02/1:06 PM
you cannot be serious.
Re: a comment on We visited the gay men on the veranda by Frass 16-Sep-02/11:27 AM
Really, though, who cares? We could care a less the explanation behind it. Put it in the poem. Tell us there. If you are gay, good for you. sweaty boys in lycra are hot!
Re: a comment on On waiting to pick up my daughter on Tuesday by poetandknowit 16-Sep-02/10:54 AM
103 degree temperature. It is a fragmentary relationship, from a mistake I made at 25, so I I am in constant struggle to find a balance and always seem to be left behind.
Re: a comment on God and Country by dougsoderstrom 16-Sep-02/10:18 AM
Well then, quit it. And i see now, a New Yorker ready to kicka some ass. Fist a cuffs in da Bronx. Mudafucka.
Re: God and Country by dougsoderstrom 16-Sep-02/9:40 AM
Balth: 5/7/5 is an American translation of the haiku. See my complete diatribe in Doug's 9/11, which is not a haiku. But this is, and a pretty good one at that. You seem angry. do you have your flag out. Have you tried writing your congressperson? I wrote 736 letters to various political figures last year and am at 614 so far this year. Most asking for interviews and such, but now they all want money from me. Hmmm. Maybe we should bomb them.
Re: a comment on Regime Change by Nicholas Jones 16-Sep-02/9:28 AM
nick is a scared little boy. he has been hanging with christof and they are lovers, not fighters.
Re: a comment on Regime Change by Nicholas Jones 16-Sep-02/9:26 AM
I showerd last Tuesday. That will have to do. If you can not love me for who I am then you must find another.
Re: Regime Change by Nicholas Jones 16-Sep-02/9:24 AM
I actually like this one better than the other. You personalize it a bit more so when you blab your foolishness it doesn't sound so trite. And you know how many times the media throws the "it is another Vietnam" lingo around? I think Russia has had one and is having yet another. And of course, the US, everything they do globally with bombs is considered another "hush word." Have you considered writing your leader and telling him to wipe Bush's poop off his nose. Because that is what I would do. But really are we not just mopping up the problems the brits caused in the first place. And oh, War is Hell.
Re: Faucet's got a nasty drip. FUCK! Not again! by <{Baba^Yaga}> 15-Sep-02/8:37 PM
Depends, and much fresher sushi! No more cathedrals. Only the sewn girls from now on! Soup wasn't as good coming back up!
Re: Like and Unlike by Christof 15-Sep-02/8:23 PM
Yawn!
Re: Putney at Low Tide by Christof 15-Sep-02/7:52 PM
I really never thought in my life I would read so many poems about birds. You make merry old England sound so boring!!
Re: mystery by jlanza 15-Sep-02/7:47 PM
Like, oh my God Becky, this poem is like totally a foot long. Like wow, talk about meter. Congrats on finding yet another way to mock the poor art form.
Re: winter every day (Don't bother reading this) by unknown 15-Sep-02/7:44 PM
When your robe slips open and you tell him to beat it. That was a great Freudian slip. What did you really want Balth? Hmmm. But really, quite nice in places. I personally would remove the goddamn. It has more of an effect without it. I don't know I am also not a fan of dialogue in poems, but that is just me. And didn't you find a mate who let you loaf at the typewriter all day. It is important work! Half of being a good writer is finding a significant other with a fantastic job!!!!
Re: witch's bliss by crin 15-Sep-02/7:38 PM
You are on a roll of goof poetry tonight. Keep it up! I laughed all the way through!


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