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Grandma (Haiku) by waltfreakinwhitman So gentle, so wise
She greets me with a sweet kiss
And her probing tongue
Up the ladder:
For China
Down the ladder:
The Crutchling
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 5.8
Posted: September 17, 2002 10:35 AM PDT; Last modified: September 17, 2002 10:39 AM PDTWeighted score: 5.7046375 Overall Rank: 1946 Comments:
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deleted user @ 167.206.181.179
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17-Sep-02/11:28 AM
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oh, my. if it weren't for the title, the poem itself wouldn't work. with the title, it works, and i am reminded of my own grandmother, her wandering hands, her lusty snuffling, her rotund ass that wouldn't quit, even when you showed it to the door and told it it to get the hell out and stay out.
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<~> @ 167.206.181.179
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17-Sep-02/11:33 AM
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her rotund pimply ass that wouldn't quit? and that purple strap-on? hey, that's my grandma! keep your hands offa her!
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deleted user @ 167.206.181.179
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17-Sep-02/11:34 AM
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my grandma's strap-on was black. it really glistened, the bare bulbs swinging from the basement ceiling catching the dampness clinging to its entire length. god, damn, that was a fun summer!
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17-Sep-02/11:36 AM
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where's wingy-d to tell you that you deserve an embrowning? because you do. now go shovel the walk. and close your damn bathrobe. that thing is distracting.
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deleted user @ 167.206.181.179
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17-Sep-02/11:44 AM
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grandma likes it open, and so it shall stay.
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==Doylum @ 62.80.19.178
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29-Jul-03/4:25 AM
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i´m here and i´ll have no talk of embrowning for embrowning is an tutonic practice to be carried out by large cocked bavarian gentelmen pon the banks of the rhine or ha ha of course Isar. It is a most dangerous occcupation and quite frankley Tan lines are in this season. don´t you know anything. Besides i for one prefer a fat white lardy arse.
That's gross man, just gross. No wonder you're gay.
are you sure you're not schizo? and frax is an alter-ego?
do I act like I have an alter ego?
are you sure you're not me?
not you, with you....
Ha! working on my love poem.
not me?
not me, with me..........but not in Hartford.
what the hell happened in hartford?
Nothing. I spent the night there once. It is one of the poorest cites in the US, which is funny since it is in the wealthiest state. Springfield, MA. Now that has to be the most boring city in NE. I won't take you there at least not in my poem.
you act like you need one, sometimes, p&k. you get so cranky. either that, or a good ____.
I am not cranky!
so, you just need a good ____, then?
now I'M gay?! damn!
Are you walt?
me?
yes, you.
no, i'm not. i thought he was DA because they both posted haikus within minutes of one another, and WW has been out of sight for a while. i'm no one else. it's annoying enough with just one identity.
DA is loneshadow29.
God damn it! No, I'm not. You're the one who impersonates other people, "poetandknowit" (if that is your real name), not me.
I'm not waltfreakinwhitman either. I have only ever had one username on this site.
admit it, DA. You're really me. It's time to come clean.
Can we have more serious analysis and less chitchat? And how is getting tongue from my grandma gay?
nope. i guess it's only gay if you're a chick. we're wrong, AGAIN!!!!
It's good to see all you wankers are still here. I've missed you all.
we've missed you too,wfw. but (tugtugtug) we've kept ourselves busy (tugtug tugtug)
This is not chitchat. This is a serious discussion regarding a serious poem.
HERE IS SOME FREUDIAN ANALYSIS YOU ARE GAY
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
N't.
where've you been, anyhow, walt? off getting inspired at grandma's?
grandma likes to get buck wild. I'll introduce you sometime.
i'm getting wet just thinking about it, and i'm a guy!
By the way, this poeme is ace.
that's the ace in the hole baby!
Are you my cousin? we should get married. I suspect the only thing truly molested here is the art from of Haiku.
give a whole now meaning to "deep impact"
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