Re: Ambition? by TheTiredTyrant	19-Aug-02/1:38 AM
sounds like a job for whoopi goldberg....ghost2 the reincarnation..vague canarys meet the cat quicker when singing barry manilow..
Re: I SHALL NOT by pitchblackdisaster	19-Aug-02/1:49 AM
this is why
Re: devil by pitchblackdisaster	19-Aug-02/1:50 AM
it's so fucking crucial
Re: odd star by pitchblackdisaster	19-Aug-02/1:51 AM
to take the time!
Re: I SHALL NOT by pitchblackdisaster	19-Aug-02/1:52 AM
to read everynight with your child..
Re: devil by pitchblackdisaster	19-Aug-02/1:55 AM
this has gotta be da or z or settle, playing around right...come on people..this is borderlne disturbing. da please tell me you're gonna jump out of the cake...right? if not i'll never stick up for a blonde being stereo typed again, or stick one period for that matter
Re: Just Another Day by dougsoderstrom	19-Aug-02/12:42 PM
It's a much more sticky puddle now Doug. I am proud on this Monday to share in the modesty of the more shady 'real' side of your Christianity. Now what should we do about the muslims? I know, I have a submission in mind. It reads like a japanese migrane bullet train now doug. 9/10. Cuz I love psycho analyzing christian humanist (Bachus was reared in parochial schools)l
regarding some deleted poem...	19-Aug-02/12:48 PM
'with only one tit', but think of the money he'd save' /would make tighter, but i'm sure d.a already said this to a certain extent. on a brighter note a dentist in alberta, canada fashioned a polyurethane beak and attached to a 4 year old eagle that had it's original 'beak' shot off by earthforsaker. lets hear it for false 'beaks' and all other flesh tearing appendages and flagellas.
Re: Devil, BEWARE!!! by gay	19-Aug-02/12:56 PM
Pehaps you are the midget chick from poltergeist? if you fondel your medicine bag with your nipples teped down and your diaphram on your forehead wearing your father's briefcase as a tucks medicated pad, your magic will travel farther faster.
Re: Black Buns by Bachus	19-Aug-02/1:17 PM
perhaps from a pre leaving kansas meditation? i love when mr. rivers starts going off about his mother in law in that biography, and also how it was unauthorized yet he co-wrote it...hilarious...have you watched little nicky lately, cuz that could have left some pitchy residue..'dead city radio' on cd, by burroughs is a fucking epic(check it out) it's slammerific, and on the road, cd version is also anti brad pittian, and antideluvian.......ah my bageled lox are here..time to twist and bend my alexandered wrist..i
regarding some deleted poem...	19-Aug-02/1:40 PM
i personally prefer to drop a syllabol after the third line it speeds it up and hourglasses the over all effect, for me any way, to each his own....i once made a giant gaseous beak by tying thirteen midgets up in the back of a rented el camino in nebraska and feeding them rotten avacodo omlettes with spent spam... all of their radished ass plugs popped at the same time when we hit about sixty mph, the gaseous beak formed immediately and resembled the aura of pig pen in charlie browns lucy ball removing universe, yes we were a charging vision, racing through the cornfields of sleepy america, screaming chevy engine, confused shrieking cluster of midgets, gnomes and dwarves(when i get to drunk and go out to drug and kidnap little people, i have a hard time differentiating. if i was thinking clearer at the time i would of waited to enter it in the tournament of roses parade, but your never on top of your game like that until after the fact..still people were running and praying, holding their sun dressed children up to be blessed, we blew through shucking the corn as we went no handed, our gaseous beak was a floating helmet of power and stench, the mantra enraptured midgets tooting away in time with the pistons, i gripping the wheel in terror and amusement thought "oh jesu, what did i do? look what my slumming has finally come too..
regarding some deleted poem...	19-Aug-02/2:21 PM
Now that's a fuckin field trip!
Re: Why I want to kill Opie by Bachus	19-Aug-02/3:12 PM
I shall and will doug, have a splendid day, and i'm ,lol! with you...but i don't think goerge jr. really ever had a brain or a thought of his own...research shows that the presidency is just a front in this country...in actuallity we are controlled as a people by a mixture of four people, barry diller, david geffin, some mysterious drug laundering king pin(who lunches with clinton and tyson chickens don tyson, and the great great great grandson of the schmuck on the quaker oats box! pilgrims revolt and tan your white is right souls to a deep reddish brown...the indians were right, to dip the whites in honey and bury them up to their necks in fire ants! CHANT! CHANT! what was i saying...ah yes....the muslims are next on my list the submission is almost ready, so be steady.yes and prepare to really fucking hate me cuz i'm about ready to shit pure brown fire hose madness all over this patheous to optimism...
Re: Why I want to kill Opie by Bachus	19-Aug-02/3:18 PM
oh and peta, kittens, wolfs, and daft little pussy petters who still don't appreciate the value of editing are next...so..prepare..silver, black crack smack your poodle with mothers velveta cheese stroodle..prepare!e
Re: Dirty Pops by Tarquin De La Bog	19-Aug-02/5:16 PM
five years old dad standing underweared in front of you, with a piss drop soaking through. breakfast anyone?
Re: The Ultimate~Creep goes to Mecca! by Bachus	19-Aug-02/5:38 PM
exciting..stupendous..now i know that i've struck a cord...fact is friend it's a true story and sometimes we don't write to impress or make the 'a' list, i'm very pleased that you dissaprove, cuz i personally feel everything you write, like, and say was precisely the biggest factor behind why i posted it to begin with..i hope you forget it as quickly as it forgot you /p.s to long? what? do you read fortune cookie novels and call yoursef a valid critic...here's a recommendation..."running with scissors" by Augusten Burroghs...oh, wait.. that would be way, way to long..you're right stick to the comments..we wouldn't want you getting any brighter...may you find yourself in quick sand one day screaming your user name over and over again...my friend yes, tell the queen hi said hullo. tea time. ta ta
Re: the toxic noise by fleshpedler	19-Aug-02/6:15 PM
To do what? ah free...to see? To see..what? oh...how sinple it really should be.. this poem fails to comfort me...but i love your name!
Re: The Ultimate~Creep goes to Mecca! by Bachus	19-Aug-02/6:28 PM
hi z..thanks..i think..nah i'm over it now..i just promised a dear friend of mine that i would retell it, by mixing it proper with a couple of other...memories..that...fit..well..together, sleep well together, find solace together...destroy those birds that flock together, as a cat pulling feathers to leave front door matted suprises for you to step on, prior to grabbing the morning paper. (it probably would sound better orated in a pub throughing darts for thick mead.t
Re: Few Too Little by talking_goldfish	19-Aug-02/6:55 PM
you know the more of these shit poems this bog fellow praises the stronger and stronger i get...keep going you lover and praiser of weak scripture..i'm having the time of my life reading your constant one brain cell powered banter, are you a jewish cantor? were you in the car with princess di when they headlined the pillar? cuz wow your fucking chiding pursed english sensibility is right up the alley of a merchant ivory film...the english patient part deux...another tiresome three hours with a burn victim in the desert..is just what this site needed..not that your even from england..cuz i'd bet money you're just the semen soaked left hand of some midwestern poemranking ten year old with a knack for creating false identities, and if by chance you are from the land of drizzle...then..even better, cuz with you breathing and stinking up the place...no wonder you people always say "god save the queen" save her from having to listen, and or read any of your short, bland, see through, mind de-expanding rhetoric lacking rhetoric...ode to the sea blah blee ree tee blah blah i'm deep blah blah..i'm from england land of literary geniuses..blah..blah the sea blee vlee....you americans..blah blah should learn from me blah blah...we beat your pathetic asses then...stole your colony..and evolved at a hundred times the rate of your so called country(cuz i don't even think this clown is even english) has in 1500 years..do the math..we are two hundred some odd years old, and ye are over a thousand yet..we americans have saved your asses economicaly, militarily, and stylistically more times than i care to count...stay there.. enjoy your short termed reading materials..you deserve it..and your welfare too. you fucking two versed parrot...ha! 3/10
Re: Ambiguous Love Poem For A Girl I Once Knew by poetandknowit	19-Aug-02/7:14 PM
z..is right this is fucking way..way beyond any of your other stuff..congratulations sir..you now have my respect and ear..not that that fucking matters none..i'll drink to that, in fact at this point in time i'll drink to anything..if i was working at horus8 right now i'd give you one of my odd little awards, but somehow i feel this is above it and below it all.so fuck it..i no longer hate you, then again i might hate you more here's a 10 for your whore!k