Re: For M. B. by Tits	15-Oct-03/8:52 AM
Excellent. -10-
Re: a comment on The Bearded Men by walrus8	25-Jul-03/9:34 AM
I've warned you before! Remember the three questions? To reiterate, they are as follows. a) Is this an annoying, pointless attempt to ingratiate myself with the adult poetes? b) Will anyone actually read this, or will it just take up 10 miles of space on comment-recent.jsp because they can see from the first five tedium-ridden words exactly what the rest is going to say? c) Could I post this on my shitty livejournal instead of defecating it all over Poemeranker?
Re: a comment on Read this by Southern_Bell	25-Jul-03/9:28 AM
bite, blight, bright, cite, fight, flight, fright, height, kite, knight, light, might, plight, quite, right, sight, site, sleight, slight, spite, sprite, tight, trite, white, write, alight, bomb site, box kite, brake light, contrite, delight, despite, dog bite, egg white, excite, first light, flea bite, forthright, gang fight, green light, head blight, hold tight, ignite, incite, indict, indite, invite, in flight, in sight, knife fight, land site, large white, late blight, leaf blight, onsite, outright, own right, polite, put right, rear light, recite, red light, rewrite, sit tight, stage fright, take flight, tonight, upright, uptight, white knight ... etc
Re: There's no point by LosT SykoPath	25-Jul-03/9:23 AM
Brilliant! I love this poeme! I have learnt it off my heart and now I must log off as I'm going to read it aloud in a pet's mortuary to a bagpipe accompaniment. Cheers!
Re: untitled by highnightmaregurl	25-Jul-03/9:18 AM
Have you read "Anorexia for Beginners: A Guide for Fat Kids" by Dr Helmut Wank?
Re: so much by highnightmaregurl	25-Jul-03/9:17 AM
You are indeed unique and rare, my sweet.
Re: falling by highnightmaregurl	25-Jul-03/9:16 AM
Very good indeed! Please post some more poems on poemeranker.com! I will be delighted to read them! Keep up the good work! Cheers! Bye!
Re: Poemranker's Recent Infestation of Teenage Girls by 68.75.19.117	25-Jul-03/9:14 AM
I wish it to be known that I will happily give poetry classes to any girl under fifteen. First we shall discuss the poetic merit of my poems, concentrating on the masterful "AIDS in a van". Then we shall take off our clothes (so as to be nude) and proceed to the Towne Hall, where we shall recite The Collected Works of Jeremi B. Handrinos from start to finish.
Re: CrapBeer by DurtKL	25-Jul-03/9:06 AM
Real men drink tea.
Re: Departing Suburbia by Caducus	25-Jul-03/9:05 AM
Please do not spit in my tea, kind sir.
Re: Jaded by Caducus	25-Jul-03/9:04 AM
I think you should change the title: "How to Change an Old Man's Nappy, Part 1".
Re: 8:45 AM Dentist Appointment by http://mulberryfairy	25-Jul-03/9:01 AM
I think you should replace the word "mouth" at the end of the third line with the word "anus": Each time she placed rubber gloved hands inside my anus I gagged, my teeth’s chattering barely controlled by the light pressure of her hand.
Re: Ode to a Fox Cub by http://mulberryfairy	25-Jul-03/8:59 AM
Any poem with "bowels" as the third word gets a thumbs up from me!! Cheers!