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2-Jul-03/8:03 AM |
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MacGyver always reminded me of a beggar's nappy. He always bumbled about the place, gesticulating and squaking like some sort of deranged Harris.
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| Re: Ode to a Fox Cub by http://mulberryfairy |
25-Jul-03/8:59 AM |
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Any poem with "bowels" as the third word gets a thumbs up from me!! Cheers!
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| Re: 8:45 AM Dentist Appointment by http://mulberryfairy |
25-Jul-03/9:01 AM |
I think you should replace the word "mouth" at the end of the third line with the word "anus":
Each time she placed
rubber gloved hands
inside my anus
I gagged,
my teethâs chattering barely controlled
by the light pressure of her hand.
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| Re: Jaded by Caducus |
25-Jul-03/9:04 AM |
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I think you should change the title: "How to Change an Old Man's Nappy, Part 1".
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| Re: Departing Suburbia by Caducus |
25-Jul-03/9:05 AM |
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Please do not spit in my tea, kind sir.
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| Re: CrapBeer by DurtKL |
25-Jul-03/9:06 AM |
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| Re: Poemranker's Recent Infestation of Teenage Girls by 68.75.19.117 |
25-Jul-03/9:14 AM |
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I wish it to be known that I will happily give poetry classes to any girl under fifteen. First we shall discuss the poetic merit of my poems, concentrating on the masterful "AIDS in a van". Then we shall take off our clothes (so as to be nude) and proceed to the Towne Hall, where we shall recite The Collected Works of Jeremi B. Handrinos from start to finish.
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| Re: falling by highnightmaregurl |
25-Jul-03/9:16 AM |
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Very good indeed! Please post some more poems on poemeranker.com! I will be delighted to read them! Keep up the good work! Cheers! Bye!
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| Re: so much by highnightmaregurl |
25-Jul-03/9:17 AM |
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You are indeed unique and rare, my sweet.
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| Re: untitled by highnightmaregurl |
25-Jul-03/9:18 AM |
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Have you read "Anorexia for Beginners: A Guide for Fat Kids" by Dr Helmut Wank?
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| Re: There's no point by LosT SykoPath |
25-Jul-03/9:23 AM |
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Brilliant! I love this poeme! I have learnt it off my heart and now I must log off as I'm going to read it aloud in a pet's mortuary to a bagpipe accompaniment. Cheers!
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| Re: For M. B. by Tits |
15-Oct-03/8:52 AM |
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