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Poemranker's Recent Infestation of Teenage Girls

Member since 2003 · Posted 24 Jul 2003 · Edited 26 Jul 2003 · 14 comments

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14 comments

[9] Jeremi B. Handrinos 25-Jul-03/12:39 AM Reply
Odelay
[4] http://mulberryfairy 25-Jul-03/6:50 AM Reply
Who's looking for love/sex on poemranker anyway? If they are, then they know what they are getting into, a harsh "4" for the unnecessary warning.
[9] DurtKL › http://mulberryfairy 25-Jul-03/12:37 PM Reply
It was not a warning from me
Just foretelling what will come
From certain people
At first I intended to put names behind the bars
But i decided not to do that
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom 25-Jul-03/7:30 AM Reply
Hehe, thats the truth.
[9] DurtKL › thepinkbunnyofdoom 25-Jul-03/12:38 PM Reply
i was gonna put your name hehind the bars along with a few others lol
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom › DurtKL 25-Jul-03/11:08 PM Reply
You should have, it'd have been funnier.
[n/a] Don-Quixote › DurtKL 26-Jul-03/3:10 PM Reply
i want to be behind bars.. put my other name supremedreamer in there too!!
[10] walrus8 25-Jul-03/9:14 AM Reply
I wish it to be known that I will happily give poetry classes to any girl under fifteen. First we shall discuss the poetic merit of my poems, concentrating on the masterful "AIDS in a van". Then we shall take off our clothes (so as to be nude) and proceed to the Towne Hall, where we shall recite The Collected Works of Jeremi B. Handrinos from start to finish.
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom 26-Jul-03/11:30 AM Reply
Awe.. Look at me. I'm so cute, between bars.
[10] Bachus 26-Jul-03/6:36 PM Reply
Can I make requests, and be like a 'ranger' and haul lil bastards in?
[9] DurtKL › Bachus 26-Jul-03/11:31 PM Reply
yea sure
[n/a] SupremeDreamer 27-Jul-03/11:05 AM Reply
cmon, who left the damned bar of soap.. ;/
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom › SupremeDreamer 28-Jul-03/11:38 PM Reply
Just so that you know, I'm not picking it up.
[10] Shardik 19-Apr-04/1:25 PM Reply
pride.