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Poemranker's Recent Infestation of Teenage Girls (Free verse) by 68.75.19.117
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Up the ladder: Read this
Down the ladder: unlucky burglar, unlucky me

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.2
Weighted score: 5.1430435
Overall Rank: 5375
Posted: July 24, 2003 11:59 PM PDT; Last modified: July 26, 2003 6:04 PM PDT
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Comments:
[9] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 | 25-Jul-03/12:39 AM | Reply
Odelay
[4] http://mulberryfairy @ 216.195.146.46 | 25-Jul-03/6:50 AM | Reply
Who's looking for love/sex on poemranker anyway? If they are, then they know what they are getting into, a harsh "4" for the unnecessary warning.
[9] DurtKL @ 68.75.23.103 > http://mulberryfairy | 25-Jul-03/12:37 PM | Reply
It was not a warning from me
Just foretelling what will come
From certain people
At first I intended to put names behind the bars
But i decided not to do that
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223 | 25-Jul-03/7:30 AM | Reply
Hehe, thats the truth.
[9] DurtKL @ 68.75.23.103 > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 25-Jul-03/12:38 PM | Reply
i was gonna put your name hehind the bars along with a few others lol
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223 > DurtKL | 25-Jul-03/11:08 PM | Reply
You should have, it'd have been funnier.
[n/a] Don-Quixote @ 204.31.168.100 > DurtKL | 26-Jul-03/3:10 PM | Reply
i want to be behind bars.. put my other name supremedreamer in there too!!
[10] walrus8 @ 195.157.153.253 | 25-Jul-03/9:14 AM | Reply
I wish it to be known that I will happily give poetry classes to any girl under fifteen. First we shall discuss the poetic merit of my poems, concentrating on the masterful "AIDS in a van". Then we shall take off our clothes (so as to be nude) and proceed to the Towne Hall, where we shall recite The Collected Works of Jeremi B. Handrinos from start to finish.
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223 | 26-Jul-03/11:30 AM | Reply
Awe.. Look at me. I'm so cute, between bars.
[10] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 | 26-Jul-03/6:36 PM | Reply
Can I make requests, and be like a 'ranger' and haul lil bastards in?
[9] DurtKL @ 68.75.20.183 > Bachus | 26-Jul-03/11:31 PM | Reply
yea sure
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.180.140 | 27-Jul-03/11:05 AM | Reply
cmon, who left the damned bar of soap.. ;/
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223 > SupremeDreamer | 28-Jul-03/11:38 PM | Reply
Just so that you know, I'm not picking it up.
[10] Shardik @ 66.229.187.185 | 19-Apr-04/1:25 PM | Reply
pride.
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