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Re: a comment on Regime Change by Nicholas Jones 16-Sep-02/9:22 AM
shit i didn't know old nick spoke for a whole nation thats what was confusing me
Re: a comment on Regime Change by Nicholas Jones 16-Sep-02/9:21 AM
i don't hate you, i think your all wonderful except for birthmark, who really must take a shower, only then could i even conceive of loving him.
Re: a comment on Regime Change by Nicholas Jones 16-Sep-02/8:55 AM
who's the pot and who's the kettle?
Re: Recent History by Nicholas Jones 16-Sep-02/8:40 AM
oh and by the what an great poem. kphumpt
Re: a comment on dps by decadentlaurel 16-Sep-02/8:14 AM
Digital Processing Systems? Double penetrating susan? Department of perverts and sados? Dudley public schools? Or Dead poets society?
Re: a comment on Mermaid at Dawn by <~> 13-Sep-02/1:29 PM
You can't rush these thing princess. Give it time
Re: AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 13-Sep-02/1:22 PM
You sir have stolen Keith and i sir demand his return, unharmed and in fine fettle. Our raids upon the heath are not yet complete, when they are you may borrow him for a while. Lunge, parry, thrust, my aids are lighting fast and produce a score.
Re: a comment on Mermaid at Dawn by <~> 13-Sep-02/1:15 PM
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa fuck, shit fucfbfd HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa jesus man your fucking funny, thats the funniest comment I've ever read. Steaming Pile you are a master kumpppft
Re: Life : Paradox by amateurR 13-Sep-02/1:06 PM
Why would you delete my sage words? were they not worthy? I spent many a precious second whittling then from the bones of my lately deceased uncle Diarmuid. God rest his soul. His life was filled with the dark black goodness and an occasional tootle pon the whistle of merryment(stop your filthy thoughts). How i hated him so. If you had written this dirge a moment sooner i could have read it at his wake, but he might have with sheer exasperation at the triteness embodied in my carefully chosen homily
Re: a comment on pissed off pretentious prat by keatsImnot 13-Sep-02/12:38 PM
na - its enforcing not repetitive. And heres a Blah just for you.
BLAH. Stop that!
Re: a comment on The heart of self destruction by Roisin 13-Sep-02/12:18 PM
It would lose other meanings if she changed it dufus boy.
Re: a comment on pissed off pretentious prat by keatsImnot 13-Sep-02/11:55 AM
Exile/all alone is not tautological. One can be exiled but not alone, just as one can be alone but not exiled.
Re: 9/11 by dougsoderstrom 13-Sep-02/11:49 AM
Explain this?????????????!!! Sorry Dougy but where are you a prof? Do they give degree's away free with every bag of cheesy wotsits?
Re: a comment on My cousin's baby sitter. by Bachus 12-Sep-02/7:22 AM
Thats why it hurt so, you mustn't be brutal with it its precious. You must have done it whilst i was sleeping you horror.
Handshandy would never do such a thing he has finesse and the gentle hands of a lady. Birthmark? he ner washes and therfore reeks of smells most unwholesome, i could never love such a brute. I have no companions, i have always been alone, there is no one to return to, sob, howl, gnash. Oh accursed wing, i thought with you merriment and happiness would ensue, yet you have brought nought but pain and suffering.
Re: a comment on father Worked Nights by poetandknowit 12-Sep-02/7:00 AM
I shall be forced to hunt you down and drag you back to the moors with you button mushroom. I shall hide you in my coal bunker and serenade you with an fressly created love poem with a blah blah blah refrain every night, until you yeild to my love.
Will that do for starter?
Re: a comment on My cousin's baby sitter. by Bachus 12-Sep-02/6:51 AM
I didn't take you for the jealous kind oh little warrior princess.
Sorry i can't blah all over you, i only blah on people i love and at the moment i love only handsome pete, handshandy, and bag-o-shite sorry bag-o-nails. I could pop round for a quick fondle but thats all. Besides there must be reciprocity if it is to work
Re: a comment on father Worked Nights by poetandknowit 12-Sep-02/6:41 AM
Yeah polaranddontseemtoknowit. New titles for ye - How I hate shades of grey, or perhaps Black and white are all I need, or even I want to bleach the world to see in perfect monotone.
I love You Handshandy be my wife
Re: a comment on My cousin's baby sitter. by Bachus 10-Sep-02/3:43 PM
blah blah blah blah blah, my time is important, blah blah blah blah blah, don't forget quirky edgey writing style, blah blah blah blah blah, knowing wink, blah blah blah blah blah, turn hand to anything, blah blah blah, amusingly shaped root vegatable gag, blah blah blah blah blah, fondle enormous penis, blah blah blah, hardship and suffering, blah blah blah, spaced and wacky man, blah blah blah blah, oh yeah and, blah blah blah blah 0,0,0,0,0,4,05,07,08,10. Hurrah for Fadge
Re: a comment on The Writing Life by poetandknowit 10-Sep-02/9:53 AM
Oh dear didn't you remember to read between the lines mark? I was being, so now you'll feel better won't you? won't you? I wouldn't ever give you a 0 though winestain u Jus to damn good.
Re: a comment on The Writing Life by poetandknowit 10-Sep-02/9:29 AM
It was a ppfft, not a pfft. I was ppffting at my last comment.


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