Re: a comment on A pinch from the snuff box by Jeremi B. Handrinos	13-Mar-04/6:00 AM
Original Question: Are you telling me a woman with a penis isn't original? Answer: (Specially Condensed in a special condensing machine so that it is condensed for special condensed usage.) Yes. No amount of Syruping the Spotted dick, Jeremy b-eing the handyross or indeed any verbing the nouneage will conwince otherwise.
Re: a comment on Being by horus8	13-Mar-04/5:39 AM
What are you on about? The surname Slater comes from Orkney? The name Slater, as in some one who bungs slates on a roof, is Norwegian? Sure sounds Norwegian to me! And of course Orkney is world famouse for it roofing slate. Wlesh slate? nah mate i'm gonna get me somea that Orkney stuff!
Re: Life is a Basket of Pennies by SupremeDreamer	12-Mar-04/1:00 PM
Also rename it to Revenge of the Duck Billed Platitudes
Re: a comment on Life is a Basket of Pennies by SupremeDreamer	12-Mar-04/12:49 PM
Yeap sure have drugs boy Lots of love ==Doylum
Re: a comment on Life is a Basket of Pennies by SupremeDreamer	12-Mar-04/12:37 PM
I didn't call you an idiot like penis. I called you a gigantic cock. Flid Ah haha ah ha yes I had thought of doing a kick botty version of your personal write but then I caught myself walking down maudlin street, treading in a large dog egg of disappointment and thinking, what's the point man? Guilding the lilly init Lot of love ==Doylum
Re: Life is a Basket of Pennies by SupremeDreamer	12-Mar-04/10:53 AM
No NO NO NO NO NO and NO Life is a basket of penises and YOU are the biggest penis of them all Blessed with a poo
Re: a comment on Wha you funkin wan? by ==Doylum	12-Mar-04/10:37 AM
what? and i should reply un oeuf un oeuf with this badinage? But i won't cause your a Chutney Lord Foker with a poo on top!
Re: a comment on Zodiac's Visit to Micky D's by Oej-Oej	12-Mar-04/10:01 AM
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Re: a comment on Tales From The Outhouse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	12-Mar-04/9:59 AM
A ha ha ha The sycophantic slags all say i new him first and i knew him well
Re: a comment on Tales From The Outhouse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	12-Mar-04/9:59 AM
A ha ha ha The sycophantic slags all say i new him first and i knew him well
Re: a comment on Tales From The Outhouse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	12-Mar-04/9:58 AM
A ha ha ha The sycophantic slags all say i new him first and i knew him well
Re: a comment on A pinch from the snuff box by Jeremi B. Handrinos	17-Dec-03/8:50 AM
What with all your wacky crazy experience of shit and stuff, you've never done a hard hitting cutting edge street panto? Well I'll be damned Jeremi B. Handrinos. Have we finally found something you don't excell at Jeremi B Handrinos. And i always thought you'd make a really rather first rate Panto Dame Jeremi B Handrinos Arrrree yoooou teeeelllling me a woooomaaan wiiith a pennnnnnis issssn't oriiiiiiginal?
Re: a comment on Me, myself and I. by darby pyn	17-Dec-03/8:29 AM
Hey there? Yep i guess you right dude? I'm sorry i guess i was just a little cranky the other day? Its just, ye know, i can't actually avoid reading your closing sentence and score cause, well it keeps coming up quite frequently, and although i don't visit as much as i used to it always seems to appear somewhere in the recent comments section? Maybe you could come up with another closing sentence and alternate the two? I think i've got one that would keep the REAL ESSENCE of the original whilst proving different enough to show that you've really branched out? How about? I'm sooooooooooooooooo gay 8 Of course you wouldn't have to use 8 at the end that's just an example!? You could of course use a 4 or a 9 or a 2 or indeed any other number!!????!! Don't feel tied down? I'll leave it upto your discretion?
Re: a comment on Me, myself and I. by darby pyn	16-Dec-03/6:40 AM
Whenever i read -Blessed with a *- i want to blessed well do some blessed damage to the blessed meek and mild and blessed small furry blessing animals. Its so blessedly cack curdelingly blessed twee.
Re: a comment on A heart without keys by sliver	16-Dec-03/6:21 AM
What are you on about? Porn filmish? "Oh yes oh yes give it to me. Fulfill my needs"? Or did you mean Porn-Flemish. As in a niche market fulfilling your needs
Re: a comment on A pinch from the snuff box by Jeremi B. Handrinos	16-Dec-03/5:41 AM
Are you telling us a woman with a penis is original???!!?!?!?!?!?
Re: What I really needed by Shardik	12-Dec-03/9:15 AM
block even
Re: What I really needed by Shardik	12-Dec-03/9:13 AM
have you got writters bloke? you haven't written a poem for at least 2 minutes!!!
Re: EGG by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	12-Dec-03/9:09 AM
surely one egg would have been un oeuf!!!!111 quack quack quack quack
Re: The Secrets Of Men by scitz	5-Nov-03/4:37 AM
Seasons in the cave (To the tune of seasons in the sun) We are men we are deep but our skins thin so we seep but we patch up the seams with your moisterizing creams We are men we are boys we like playing with our toys But the drink not the song make the games we play go wrong. We are men we drink beer and your twitter we don't hear yet we go there sometimes in attempts to cross the lines We are men we arnt gay well i'm not anyway Can i borrow you bra and i let you drive the car We are men we give shaft and we do it with great craft but we're looking for signs that your only groaning lines We are men we are brave we are apes who miss our cave and the secrets of men will be buried in our grave