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Re: Senseless Murder by Sapphire2589 22-Mar-04/8:09 AM
10.
Re: a comment on Senseless Murder by Sapphire2589 22-Mar-04/8:09 AM
What do you mean "senseless"? Surely if someone cares enough to kill you they must be very sensitive.
Unless it's Dark Angel. Insensitive bastard.
Re: be yourself by PhSbLoNdE569 22-Mar-04/8:03 AM
What if 'yourself' is a Hitler-esque dictator, convinced that the Jews should be killed?
Oh go on.
-5-
Re: Depression by terbenaw 22-Mar-04/7:56 AM
Consider the lily.

Invigorated spandangled horsemonkey
Re: Poetry in action by Bobjim 22-Mar-04/7:53 AM
You know, alcohol works just as well.

There lives near the home of this dude
A girl who I've never seen nude
Her dress sense is blessed
But I wish she'd wear less
Right, fuck this, I'm off for some food

Cheerio old boy
Re: Untitled *involves taking pills and cutting with razors* by AskittlesK 22-Mar-04/7:49 AM
I'm sizzling as I get busy.
Sitting on the hob is the chip pan
O! Why did I seat
My flammable rear
At such an inopportune time?

-7-
Re: a comment on Untitled *involves taking pills and cutting with razors* by AskittlesK 22-Mar-04/7:46 AM
Razors and pills are so boring though...try tnt, liven the decor up a bit.
Re: a comment on Symbol Of Love by simone_girard 27-Jun-03/4:28 PM
Great methodology, but you are still all tits.
miss/mrs/ms/mr/doctor/lord/lady etc etc etc girard, if you put poems onto this site it is for them to be criticised. If somebody says it's shit then it means they don't like you. If everybody says its shit then it means its shit. Learn from this. Try to listen to what the other tits on here say. Sometimes they'll say something useful.
1) Please stop rhyming love with above, you've done it twice in this poem and in all the others of yours that I've bothered to read, the fact that I bothered to read them says something in itself, namely that I can't belive that they are all going to be exactly the same. Unfortunately they are.
2) Quit with the sonnets, it pisses people off when people try to do something clever. No, it pisses people off when others try to do something clever but fail miserably.
Having said this I must also add:
Shardik you are a twat. Don't bring paedophilia into this. There are plenty more 'poets' who do that on here and it's too sick even for me. Hey but before I go you should check out the dead baby joke website.
Q: What's more fun than swinging a baby round on a clothes line at 200 kph?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.
Re: Love by simone_girard 27-Jun-03/4:15 PM
I want to say that all of you are tits. The poem sucks too.
Re: a comment on Hard on (Lyric) by John K by Bachus 27-Jun-03/4:09 PM
That's what they want you to think. Then Bobjim takes you by surprise and what happens next is a once in a lifetime experience. Because you shoot first.
Re: The Farmer's In His Den... by Yardbird 27-Jun-03/4:07 PM
Stow it dude.
Re: TeEn PoEtRy ShOlD dIe by teenpoetryshoulddie 25-Jun-03/5:17 AM
"ShOID dIe"? "SHOID die"? What fucking planet are you on? Perhaps instead of whining about other people's poetry you should get off your fat ass and write something readable yourself. Then when you're the top poet on this site you can be an arsehole and we won't mind.
Here's a better one:
"ILlItERate pOEts ShoUlD DiE" (Free verse) by poemwanker
Little arseholes
on an undeserving site

Writing something
to piss off others

Show it to us
Who really couldn't care less

Where would we be
If we let -=Dark_Angel=- pilot the pirate ship?
Re: a comment on My girl by simone_girard 23-Jun-03/4:25 AM
Thank God. DA has a staunch willy.
Re: a comment on My girl by simone_girard 23-Jun-03/4:24 AM
I volunteered, you came.
Re: a comment on My girl by simone_girard 23-Jun-03/4:20 AM
Yeah, after getting me to take the pictures.
Re: a comment on My girl by simone_girard 23-Jun-03/4:19 AM
It makes all "the sleepless nights worthwhile" somehow.
Re: a comment on My girl by simone_girard 23-Jun-03/4:17 AM
Take the fucking nails out then, dumbass.
Re: My girl by simone_girard 23-Jun-03/4:15 AM
TENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is incredible beautiful emotional and I hope you all end up sitting on a parsnip. Preferably the same parsnip.
AND before you all forget that this is a poor attempt to imitate maria, blade and all the other truly shite poets on this site I am giving it a magnificent vote in order to make it rise up off the bottom like dark angel's cock.
Re: a comment on My everything by FUJU 19-Apr-03/1:47 AM
I will.
Re: Green on White by geewhiz1962 19-Apr-03/1:44 AM
Green on white? why didn't you write a poem about mouldy bread?


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