Re: The Poem To End All Poems by Zubster |
16-Feb-03/12:25 AM |
Have you ever considered that the purple and red fire might be iodine in your cooker? If so you deserve all the sandwiches you get.
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Re: Few Words by Tom Colebrooke |
16-Feb-03/12:16 AM |
This is bloody brilliant!
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Re: Of Bobjims (An actual poem this time!?!) by Bobjim |
15-Feb-03/4:54 PM |
Wankers of the world unite! And lets have the porn
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Re: a comment on Kaolin Fire is SHIT by poemwanker |
15-Feb-03/4:51 PM |
Yeah I do, I love you man now WHERES THE LESBIANS????
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Re: Spring Rolls by Ranger |
21-Jan-03/4:53 AM |
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Re: a comment on Disgusting Stickmen by Bobjim |
21-Jan-03/1:54 AM |
I think we should put porn on this site.
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Re: a comment on Award acceptance speach by Bobjim |
21-Jan-03/1:52 AM |
Of course! But only if you get my name right...
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Re: a comment on Car Crashes by poemwanker |
21-Jan-03/1:50 AM |
That would be the mirror.
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Re: blues by <~> |
18-Jan-03/10:51 AM |
I thought that you need 17 syllables in a haiku. Or am I being stupid? Can you have less?
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Re: 2 from 6 by INTRANSIT |
18-Jan-03/10:47 AM |
Have a break. Have a KitKat.
And then read my poem 'Who Flamed Roger Rabbit', and then realise that Bobjim the bloody second has plagiarised it!
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Re: a comment on Poemwanker is a bad bitch by Bobjim the II |
18-Jan-03/10:45 AM |
Shows the intellegence of the people on this site.
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Re: Disgusting Stickmen by Bobjim |
17-Jan-03/2:05 PM |
Hey, great-you got yaself a poemWanker award!
I hope there's one for abusive language. If not, fuck.
Good to see *someone's* trying to put porn on this site, it's just what we need!
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Re: Cyanide Summer by cleverdevice |
17-Jan-03/12:51 PM |
Yuuurghhh. So forth.
When you say you used your spear so sharp, did you then go and "bone" them? Geddit? Huh? Huh?
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Re: Sex by MuDvAyNe |
17-Jan-03/12:49 PM |
I grant you zero.
Because this is shit.
Etc.
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Re: a comment on Bumper plagurising pack by Bobjim the II |
17-Jan-03/12:45 PM |
Yeah, you tried to pull that one last night. I'm not falling for it again, bitch.
And it was less of a roar than a meow...oh no, I'm thinking of someone else.
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Re: a comment on Who Flamed Roger Rabbit? by poemwanker |
17-Jan-03/12:44 PM |
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Re: Bumper plagurising pack by Bobjim the II |
17-Jan-03/12:41 PM |
It took me so long to scroll down to here I've forgotten what I was going to write.
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Re: Poemwanker is a bad bitch by Bobjim the II |
17-Jan-03/12:22 PM |
Oh, and I'll be a really bad bitch for you tonight *wink*
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Re: Poemwanker is a bad bitch by Bobjim the II |
17-Jan-03/12:21 PM |
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Re: In Winter by Bobjim |
17-Jan-03/11:53 AM |
I think this is better than the original.
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