Award acceptance speach

Well, I finally got my Orange poem wanker award (about bloody time), I'd just like to say thanks to those who deserve it. To D.A., for being a pompus git and convincing me to hate you (and offend you) more every day. To PAKI, for mistaking the things that come out of your mouth for poetry. (but thanks for ruining the newbs with nasty comments, or I'd have too much compatition) To Settle, for, well being settle. (thank god you left). To Cleverdivice for his wondurful ideas for 'evening pursuits'. (I've never had so much fun with a duck before) To Ranger, for writing constructive critism, such as, 'fuck off and die'. And to eeach one of you who was offended, for making me want to continue. And to nentwined, for the great site. (DO NOT look at 'disgusting stickman'). Thank you all, and fuck off and leave me to wank in peace. (ps. thanks to blade and poemwanker for being my 'monkeys of love' during this difficult period)