on Under a better bed wetter by Shardik
27 Jan 2004, 4:55 AM
Two words:
Retard poem.
That is all.
Retard poem.
That is all.
on From Hell, a Vilanelle by horus8
10 Dec 2003, 1:14 PM
Average. Not nearly random or insane enough.
replying on Plume Gateau by Bobjim
1 Dec 2003, 3:24 AM
No, I am an artistic genious! My talents will outshine your pathetic little mock-life 10 times at least! Now, begone with you, or I will mock you a second time.
on Down on Dogs by Bobjim
1 Dec 2003, 3:16 AM
I'm really down on my knee's this week, just for you Bob.
replying on EGG by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
30 Nov 2003, 3:43 PM
By the way, that was a hint. Take it.
replying on EGG by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
30 Nov 2003, 3:43 PM
Has it occured to you both that you are both sad, sad little pre-pubesent fuckwits? No, probably not, or you'd shut up.
on Bruce Lee is a Lotus Ninja by Shit-Crumpets
30 Nov 2003, 3:39 PM
Shut the fuck up you preteen tit. I bet you can't even get do the ninja moves on mortal kombat, let alone in your ( and I use this in the broadest possible term) 'life'.
replying on voices on the bus by Crakyamuni
30 Nov 2003, 3:36 PM
Please note I didn't read your poem first time as I assumed it would be typical newbee crap (or hasbeen crap. take your pick). But I must confess, on closer inspection, I was dead right.
WHO'S YA DADDY!!!!
WHO'S YA DADDY!!!!
on voices on the bus by Crakyamuni
30 Nov 2003, 3:34 PM
Are you some sort of nut? Hearing voices means you need help, dumbass.
on Experimental Robot Questionaire by horus8
30 Nov 2003, 3:26 PM
This is a purile piece of shit. So is my work, I know, but mine is intentional.
on Plume Gateau by Bobjim
30 Nov 2003, 3:25 PM
Ok, which one of you 2 buggers has submitted this purile piece of crap in *MY* account?
Oh, wait stupid question.
Oh, wait stupid question.
on Those weeks I slit my wrists to the Smiths by Jeremi B. Handrinos
13 Nov 2003, 7:33 AM
Liked the beginning, great stuff. Should have kept the initial happy note all the way through. Have you tried making love to geese as a method of cheering yourself up. ...7...
replying on Greybie Blue by abecedarian
11 Nov 2003, 4:30 AM
Only if it amuses, inspires or is easy to ignore.
on Greybie Blue by abecedarian
9 Nov 2003, 11:03 AM
Read my poems about dogs retard. this poem is almost as rejected as nun jokes.
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and don't try and talk to me
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and don't try and talk to me
on The dog that loved a chicken by <{Baba^Yaga}>
5 Nov 2003, 2:03 AM
excellent another person in a sorry state of mind.
although he got better at the end, he made up for it with the chicken.
Not really a poem though, maybe i should post "The Authelage" on here. tis a far greater tale.
i give you 10 for the wonderful images conjured during the last paragraph.
although he got better at the end, he made up for it with the chicken.
Not really a poem though, maybe i should post "The Authelage" on here. tis a far greater tale.
i give you 10 for the wonderful images conjured during the last paragraph.
on i love this shit by Yatasuma
5 Nov 2003, 1:46 AM
I give you 1 for having the correct number of syllables.
on Jesus and the spider (Should have bought a GT 500 Glider) by Don-Quixote
27 Oct 2003, 12:14 PM
What an interesting poem. Did you know that Jesus was actually a spider?
replying on Pet Hatreds by Bobjim
17 Oct 2003, 7:19 AM
who knows? who cares? no-one in all likelihood. don't ask stupid questions or i will write nasty poems about you. i won't even put in enough effort to give it rhyme or rhythm.
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