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20 most recent comments by Bobjim (161-180) and replies

Re: a comment on My girl by simone_girard 23-Jun-03/4:28 AM
NOOOO>>>> GET It out of there! {Panting} ARGH! {sounds of bed creaking} No,no ,no! {bed breaks} Oh, yea yea uh....
Re: a comment on My girl by simone_girard 23-Jun-03/4:25 AM
We both came, baby.
Re: a comment on My girl by simone_girard 23-Jun-03/4:24 AM
Thank god. DA is willing to staunch the bleeding.
Re: a comment on My girl by simone_girard 23-Jun-03/4:23 AM
All that just so I can use 'fucking' 3 times in a sentence
Re: a comment on My girl by simone_girard 23-Jun-03/4:22 AM
You volunteered
Re: a comment on My girl by simone_girard 23-Jun-03/4:21 AM
I sat on your fucking parsnip and now my fucking anus is fucking bleeding
Re: a comment on My girl by simone_girard 23-Jun-03/4:18 AM
IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
Re: a comment on My girl by simone_girard 23-Jun-03/4:17 AM
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
Re: a comment on My girl by simone_girard 23-Jun-03/4:16 AM
my anus is bleeding
Re: a comment on My girl by simone_girard 23-Jun-03/4:12 AM
I got poetry.com to publish pictures of my ass.
Re: a comment on My girl by simone_girard 23-Jun-03/4:10 AM
Da, Diamondwife, let's face it: if we had lives, we would be elsewhere. If you were capable of modelling you wuldn't be wasting your time here. I certinly wouldn't. DA, we all know you molest children, join the club.
Re: Lost love by Mikius 28-Apr-03/3:59 PM
YOUR PUNCTUATION IS BUGGERED! YOU ILLETERATE GOON!
I OUGHT TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A DICTIONARY!
Re: a comment on Kiddy's by Bobjim 28-Apr-03/1:36 PM
Dear, oh dear. Is someone feeling bitter? What is it then, hmmm?
More penis envey or just blinded by my talent?
Let me just nit-pick: Typo line 3, word 2, you illiterate goon. Also the end doesn't ryme. That is my old style, fool, not like my current style. And you can't come in my arse as even I have some standerds.
Re: a comment on What Hobbit songs are really like... by Bobjim 12-Apr-03/1:12 PM
Finally! A person with a good taste in books. Take a look at "Of Bobjims" and see if it looks familiar.
Re: a comment on Stick orgy by Bobjim_returns 10-Apr-03/12:17 PM
How dare you. I'll have you know my parents were not stickmen, but a monkey, a goose and half a north american bison, so there!
Re: a comment on Wanking by Bobjim 10-Apr-03/12:08 PM
It was Bob, who are these other miscreants, i must terminate them.
Re: Stick orgy by Bobjim_returns 9-Apr-03/3:34 PM
Ah, sweet porno.

Oh, wait. I've e-jack-ulated.
Re: a comment on For Kristen by thepinkbunnyofdoom 9-Apr-03/3:30 PM
Dear lord, I'm sober.
Re: a comment on For Kristen by thepinkbunnyofdoom 9-Apr-03/3:26 PM
I'll let you know I'm as straight as a ruler, thank you.
( No, really )
The reason I write things here I wouldn't say is that people can missinterperate your words or meanings, or the aims of your poems. My poetry is funny as far as myself and my sad, lonely friends are concerned. If people don't like that, they get offended. On the site it doesn't impact on my good stuff as it is on another account. People find it hard to seperate a personality from a person. I can be funny and a bit sick or wierd, or serious and thoughtful, but people see a whole person, not the parts.
Re: I Love My Socks by Bazilla 9-Apr-03/1:50 PM
What colour socks?


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