NOOOO>>>> GET It out of there! {Panting} ARGH! {sounds of bed creaking} No,no ,no! {bed breaks} Oh, yea yea uh....

We both came, baby.

Thank god. DA is willing to staunch the bleeding.

All that just so I can use 'fucking' 3 times in a sentence

You volunteered

I sat on your fucking parsnip and now my fucking anus is fucking bleeding

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

my anus is bleeding

I got poetry.com to publish pictures of my ass.

Da, Diamondwife, let's face it: if we had lives, we would be elsewhere. If you were capable of modelling you wuldn't be wasting your time here. I certinly wouldn't. DA, we all know you molest children, join the club.

Dear, oh dear. Is someone feeling bitter? What is it then, hmmm?
More penis envey or just blinded by my talent?
Let me just nit-pick: Typo line 3, word 2, you illiterate goon. Also the end doesn't ryme. That is my old style, fool, not like my current style. And you can't come in my arse as even I have some standerds.

Finally! A person with a good taste in books. Take a look at "Of Bobjims" and see if it looks familiar.

How dare you. I'll have you know my parents were not stickmen, but a monkey, a goose and half a north american bison, so there!

It was Bob, who are these other miscreants, i must terminate them.

Dear lord, I'm sober.

I'll let you know I'm as straight as a ruler, thank you.
( No, really )
The reason I write things here I wouldn't say is that people can missinterperate your words or meanings, or the aims of your poems. My poetry is funny as far as myself and my sad, lonely friends are concerned. If people don't like that, they get offended. On the site it doesn't impact on my good stuff as it is on another account. People find it hard to seperate a personality from a person. I can be funny and a bit sick or wierd, or serious and thoughtful, but people see a whole person, not the parts.