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What Hobbit songs are really like... (Free verse) by Bobjim
I sit on the floor and pick my nose and think of dirty things Of deviant dwarves who suck their toes and elves who drub their dings. I sit on the floor and pick my nose and dream exotic dreams Of dragons who dress in rubber clothes and trolls who do it in teams. I sit on the floor and pick my nose and wish for a thrill or two For a goblin that goes in for a few no-nos or an orc with a thing about glue. And all of the while I sit and pick I think of such jolly things As whips and screws and leather slacks of frottages and stings.

Up the ladder: The Long Night
Down the ladder: The Days Are Dying

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.3333335
Weighted score: 5.62753
Overall Rank: 2143
Posted: April 11, 2003 9:51 AM PDT; Last modified: April 11, 2003 9:51 AM PDT
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[9] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.19.37 | 11-Apr-03/10:57 PM | Reply
Fine Fine Weed That You Smoke -9-
[10] cleverdevice @ 213.122.218.30 | 12-Apr-03/2:11 AM | Reply
The Harvard Lampoon would be proud, you've read 'Bored of the Rings' I suppose?
[n/a] Bobjim @ 213.122.188.17 > cleverdevice | 12-Apr-03/1:12 PM | Reply
Finally! A person with a good taste in books. Take a look at "Of Bobjims" and see if it looks familiar.
[10] Ranger @ 217.40.231.55 | 14-Apr-03/8:53 AM | Reply
I believe that you have just attained your highest score yet!
[10] terbenaw @ 68.127.118.201 | 1-Mar-06/11:17 PM | Reply
Interesting...
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