Poemranker [Poem: I Love My Socks] [by Bazilla] Thu Nov 20 13:16:22 PST 2025

I love my socks. I love my socks. I love, my socks. I love, love, love, love My socks, socks, socks, socks. I love my socks. The socks control me. They are my very essence, My very being. Socks think therefore I am. I love my socks. One day I came home from my work, my socks were very comfy. From that day on, I decided, something rhymes with lumpy. SOCKS! WOAAAH Don't know what I'd do without them. SOCKS! WOAOOAAAAA! There used to be a line here but now I've forgotten.

[2] suckmychucks @ 64.41.24.252 | 9-Apr-03/12:58 PM | Reply

lumpy doesnt rhyme with comfy. and you're a simpleton with a speech impediment and a sock fetish. you're gay and you're wrong for loving socks as much as you do. i'll tell you what you should do: go to a bar. get drunk. ask someone to take you home. demand sex and don't even mention your socks. dont even think to use them as a condom as i'm sure you would. i dont care how soft the tube sock is, latex works better. i give you a 2 for your psycho-sexual condition.

[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > suckmychucks | 9-Apr-03/1:13 PM | Reply

it's a near-rhyme. why don't you go to a site for assholes, since you know so much about that condition, and nothing about that of being a poet?

[2] suckmychucks @ 64.41.24.252 > <~> | 9-Apr-03/1:36 PM | Reply

i thought this was the asshole site. i look around and as far as the eye can see there is shite, holes of asses and bad poetry. so i thought i'd add my own shite, shake my own asshole in your general direction and celibrate bad poetry with you.

[7] Bobjim @ 217.40.231.55 > suckmychucks | 9-Apr-03/1:49 PM | Reply

If you don't like it, Fuck off.

[7] Bobjim @ 217.40.231.55 | 9-Apr-03/1:50 PM | Reply

What colour socks?

[n/a] Bazilla @ 195.93.48.11 > Bobjim | 9-Apr-03/11:56 PM | Reply

Preferbly navy blue, or the cool picture ones.

[6] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 | 9-Apr-03/9:33 PM | Reply

Until the aliens kipe what makes them a pair.