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I Love My Socks

by Bazilla

Member since 2002 · Posted 9 Apr 2003 · 7 comments

I love my socks. I love my socks. I love, my socks. I love, love, love, love My socks, socks, socks, socks. I love my socks. The socks control me. They are my very essence, My very being. Socks think therefore I am. I love my socks. One day I came home from my work, my socks were very comfy. From that day on, I decided, something rhymes with lumpy. SOCKS! WOAAAH Don't know what I'd do without them. SOCKS! WOAOOAAAAA! There used to be a line here but now I've forgotten.

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[2] suckmychucks 9-Apr-03/12:58 PM Reply
lumpy doesnt rhyme with comfy. and you're a simpleton with a speech impediment and a sock fetish. you're gay and you're wrong for loving socks as much as you do. i'll tell you what you should do: go to a bar. get drunk. ask someone to take you home. demand sex and don't even mention your socks. dont even think to use them as a condom as i'm sure you would. i dont care how soft the tube sock is, latex works better. i give you a 2 for your psycho-sexual condition.
[n/a] <~> › suckmychucks 9-Apr-03/1:13 PM Reply
it's a near-rhyme. why don't you go to a site for assholes, since you know so much about that condition, and nothing about that of being a poet?
[2] suckmychucks › <~> 9-Apr-03/1:36 PM Reply
i thought this was the asshole site. i look around and as far as the eye can see there is shite, holes of asses and bad poetry. so i thought i'd add my own shite, shake my own asshole in your general direction and celibrate bad poetry with you.
[7] Bobjim › suckmychucks 9-Apr-03/1:49 PM Reply
If you don't like it, Fuck off.
[7] Bobjim 9-Apr-03/1:50 PM Reply
What colour socks?
[n/a] Bazilla › Bobjim 9-Apr-03/11:56 PM Reply
Preferbly navy blue, or the cool picture ones.
[6] Shardik 9-Apr-03/9:33 PM Reply
Until the aliens kipe what makes them a pair.