suckmychucks9 Apr 2003

lumpy doesnt rhyme with comfy. and you're a simpleton with a speech impediment and a sock fetish. you're gay and you're wrong for loving socks as much as you do. i'll tell you what you should do: go to a bar. get drunk. ask someone to take you home. demand sex and don't even mention your socks. dont even think to use them as a condom as i'm sure you would. i dont care how soft the tube sock is, latex works better. i give you a 2 for your psycho-sexual condition.