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Shit-Crumpets

Member since 18 Nov 2003 · 6 poems · 0 favorites

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Would you like to savour some fine cuisine? Here, have a shit-crumpet!
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Crumpets du le Merde, France.
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A smelly dog turd spoke to me when I was on shrooms and ordered me to start posting here.
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17 Dec 2008, 7:04 AM
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17 Dec 2008, 6:58 AM
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Poems6 by Shit-Crumpets

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  1. Bruce Lee is a Lotus Ninja
    Haiku 2 comments last vote 5 Jun 2005 (0) last comment 4 Dec 2003
    4.52 4 votes
  2. Mr. Haiku showed up at my door- so I
    Haiku 2 comments last vote 5 Jun 2005 (0) last comment 26 Nov 2003
    4.80 3 votes
  3. Teenage Guidance
    Haiku 4 comments last vote 5 Jun 2005 (0) last comment 24 Nov 2003
    4.97 4 votes
  4. Shit-Crumpets for supper!
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 5 Jun 2005 (0) last comment 18 Nov 2003
    4.73 4 votes
  5. Oral Sex
    Haiku 5 comments last vote 5 Jun 2005 (0) last comment 26 Nov 2003
    4.82 4 votes
  6. iron coil
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 5 Jun 2005 (0) last comment 3 Feb 2005
    5.18 4 votes

Across them: score 4.84 from 23 votes · mean rank 9970.83 · 21 comments · last vote 5 Jun 2005 · last comment 3 Feb 2005