Mr. Haiku showed up at my door- so I

by Shit-Crumpets

Member since 2003 · Posted 26 Nov 2003 · 2 comments

Gave him some crumpets! when I told him its flavor? he used my toothbrush.

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[8] Shardik 26-Nov-03/12:18 PM Reply

Swish.

[n/a] DreamerSupreme › Shardik 26-Nov-03/12:58 PM Reply

Mr. Haiku came to me, alot like an epiphany late during the night, and said:

"Lee? WHY HAVE YOU DISRESPECTED ME, MR. HAIKU?"

I was held by fear, and didnt answer. Then he said:

"I will forgive you never-the-less, and be the blade of your redemption. YOU MUST SPEAK OF MR. HAIKU AND THE ART OF NINJA!"

Which is why my minions have unleashed their minds and unveiled these lines of 575 in great numbers preaching the fists of haiku and lotus.