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Mr. Haiku showed up at my door- so I (Haiku) by Shit-Crumpets Gave him some crumpets!
when I told him its flavor?
he used my toothbrush.
Up the ladder:
Leaving and Coming
Down the ladder:
Glasseyez is totally gay
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Posted: November 26, 2003 2:25 AM PST; Last modified: November 26, 2003 2:25 AM PSTWeighted score: 4.8013287 Overall Rank: 11105 Comments:
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"Lee? WHY HAVE YOU DISRESPECTED ME, MR. HAIKU?"
I was held by fear, and didnt answer. Then he said:
"I will forgive you never-the-less, and be the blade of your redemption. YOU MUST SPEAK OF MR. HAIKU AND THE ART OF NINJA!"
Which is why my minions have unleashed their minds and unveiled these lines of 575 in great numbers preaching the fists of haiku and lotus.