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Mr. Haiku showed up at my door- so I (Haiku) by Shit-Crumpets
Gave him some crumpets! when I told him its flavor? he used my toothbrush.

Up the ladder: modern death(Debuffeted)
Down the ladder: Alcohol

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.3333333
Weighted score: 4.8013287
Overall Rank: 11102
Posted: November 26, 2003 2:25 AM PST; Last modified: November 26, 2003 2:25 AM PST
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[8] Shardik @ 24.126.116.54 | 26-Nov-03/12:18 PM | Reply
Swish.
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ 204.31.170.78 > Shardik | 26-Nov-03/12:58 PM | Reply
Mr. Haiku came to me, alot like an epiphany late during the night, and said:

"Lee? WHY HAVE YOU DISRESPECTED ME, MR. HAIKU?"

I was held by fear, and didnt answer. Then he said:

"I will forgive you never-the-less, and be the blade of your redemption. YOU MUST SPEAK OF MR. HAIKU AND THE ART OF NINJA!"

Which is why my minions have unleashed their minds and unveiled these lines of 575 in great numbers preaching the fists of haiku and lotus.



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