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Teenage Guidance

by Shit-Crumpets

Member since 2003 · Posted 23 Nov 2003 · 4 comments

Life sucks- deal with it; pass me the ole tainted joint and cash for our slut.

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[n/a] Shit-Crumpets 23-Nov-03/4:54 PM Reply
Oh, and surprise! I'm SD with a face-lift!
[9] horus8 23-Nov-03/7:52 PM Reply
Th bonus? A bed that fold up into the wall with oxygen masks and to many nicle slots = vibrate than I care to recite.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer › horus8 24-Nov-03/2:40 PM Reply
folding beds and oxy-masks then ?. oi.. you've given me a brain fart again my friend, refresh & elucidate me.
[9] Caducus 24-Nov-03/3:25 AM Reply
fucking right- 9