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20 most recent comments by razorgrin (321-340) and replies

Re: a comment on Perversions 3: Payback by razorgrin 16-Jan-03/10:44 AM
"Bitch", dear. I'm a lady. I just showered this morning. I smell like Herbal Essences, soap and ginger lip gloss. As such, I'm not dirty. I am, however, a truly awful person.
Re: a comment on Perversions 3: Payback by razorgrin 16-Jan-03/10:42 AM
I just noticed that I misspelled it. eek! I am actually blushing with embarassment. i fix it now.
Re: a comment on Perversions 3: Payback by razorgrin 16-Jan-03/10:40 AM
My obsession with the abnormal? Among other things, I am working on a double major in Psychology and Criminology. After I get my doctorate, I intend to be a criminal profiler specializing in ritual and sex crimes. As such, it is my calling. "An moral"? What the hell is "an moral"? 'amoral', perhaps? Your grasp of English stuns me with its glory. Who do you think you are to place moral judgments on me? I answer to myself alone. I need serious help, you say? Based on what? Unless you have seen my scores on the Minnesota Multiphasic test or any of the others I have done, you know jack-all. Or do you prefer psychoanalysis to behaviourism? You haven't seen enough of me to tell anything that way either sooo... long story short, eat me, wench.
Re: The shirt I wore to dinner. by Jeremi B. Handrinos 15-Jan-03/1:26 PM
I want that shirt. I have little hairclips that say "stop reading me" that confuse people. I want some raw fish with wasabi. There are no decent sushi places within less than at least a 4 hour drive of here.
Re: On Wanting to Know The Truth by dougsoderstrom 15-Jan-03/1:16 PM
a shab-ass one, that's what kind. boo-urns!
Re: a comment on Perversions 3: Payback by razorgrin 15-Jan-03/1:14 PM
I slept through part of stats, but we're just going over stuff from research methods, so pheh. Soc is utterly awful.
Re: a comment on Perversions 3: Payback by razorgrin 15-Jan-03/1:13 PM
I liked the first best. I wrote the second because I'm writing these in threes. Zombielicious.
Re: a comment on Perversions 3: Payback by razorgrin 15-Jan-03/10:11 AM
Thank you. i'm now into week 2 with very little sleep. This and cookies are all I have left. And Deviance class. I may submit these for credit, if I can.
Re: -=Dark_Angel=- RAP by poemwanker 15-Jan-03/10:02 AM
no amount of hottie big-booty fly girls can save this piece of shoe-scraping.
Re: a comment on perversions 2: the revenge by razorgrin 15-Jan-03/9:42 AM
Thanks.As some may guess, i plan on making a series of these.
Re: Fuck by Bobjim 15-Jan-03/9:39 AM
boo! your kung-fu is no match for mine, jimmy-ma-bobbo. eat the pickle.
Re: Hidden by tbeach84 14-Jan-03/2:18 PM
angst, anyone? it goes nice with crumpets and a good Darjeeling..
Re: Goldenshoes Shane by dantron 14-Jan-03/2:15 PM
them's some fancy-ass shoes.
Re: a comment on Night And Day by MuDvAyNe 14-Jan-03/1:55 PM
I was wondering if anyone would catch that. Nah, the fucka's just got spell resistance.
Re: Beowulf (funny) by sav876 14-Jan-03/1:46 PM
grendelicious.
Re: Life by MuDvAyNe 14-Jan-03/9:39 AM
Boo! Throw the bum out!0.
Re: Night And Day by MuDvAyNe 14-Jan-03/9:38 AM
bleh. I cast "Protection From Stupid", but your powerful schmuckiness defeats the dc of the spell.
Re: Spot the difference by Bobjim 14-Jan-03/9:27 AM
i agree with cleverdevice in my guess.
Re: insomnia by Bill Z Bub 14-Jan-03/9:25 AM
terriffic. hp would be happy, despite the lack of shoggoths.
Re: Death by MuDvAyNe 14-Jan-03/9:23 AM
Sucking bishops for bus fare, like all your other deep 'n' brilliant poemes. At least repeat fun mantras. shitshitshittyfuckfoxclit...


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