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-=Dark_Angel=- RAP (Other) by poemwanker
(note: include your own rythm section and wicky wah's) Now there once was a man called big dark angel who wanked so hard more than anyone was able in fack it drove him down below the table So thats where i'll begin! Yo y'all did know that he liked to play and with his dong in hand he did it all day When all of a suden he felt a little dirty and on he put, a jar of ketchup squirty along came Rover, the biggest dawg in town who munched on his bling until it turned brown Dark angel hit a climax, his eyes rolled back Until that big old dawg bit through his walnut sak!(OW!) Angel screamed in pain blood all over the floor His homies just laughed while his dick was sore He left for the hospital as fast as he could go but when they asked for the bill he was outta all his dough In exchange they snatched his liver, his spleen and his heart and salvaged wot woz left of his reproductive parts They took all his clothes while ravaging his mother I hope thatll learn ya, you stupid li'l FUCKER!!!

Up the ladder: Cancel that thought
Down the ladder: fuck you

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.4375
Weighted score: 3.6237545
Overall Rank: 13578
Posted: January 15, 2003 8:19 AM PST; Last modified: January 15, 2003 8:22 AM PST
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Comments:
[0] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 15-Jan-03/9:57 AM | Reply
my favorite part was when his homies just laughed, and when they stole his spleen, but since you already have a lovely zero. let like attract like, and carry you to the worst list.
[0] razorgrin @ 192.197.141.108 | 15-Jan-03/10:02 AM | Reply
no amount of hottie big-booty fly girls can save this piece of shoe-scraping.
[n/a] JakeBike @ 67.84.171.238 | 15-Jan-03/3:58 PM | Reply
my favorite part was when my eyes stopped bleeding. or when it ended. both were kinda stimulating, tho
[0] Yardbird @ 212.219.142.161 | 16-Jan-03/2:33 AM | Reply
Yeah, big it up, homiez...IT'S SHITE! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

NOUGHTS AND MORE NOUGHTS TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!
[0] MuDvAyNe @ 213.122.163.246 | 4-Feb-03/9:27 AM | Reply
i like it
[n/a] Ellie95 @ 216.209.123.72 | 3-Mar-03/4:59 PM | Reply
You complain about others poems sucking! and you think yours are great?
[5] lunar @ 195.92.67.65 | 9-Apr-03/11:45 AM | Reply
kinda crap, kinda good. whatever
[0] cleverdevice @ 212.219.142.161 | 4-Aug-03/7:03 AM | Reply
stunning, visionary and prophetic (I dearly hope). Actually, I heard DA doesn't have a dick. Lost it to a Russian prospector in a grizzly Haiku tournament in Mongolia.
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > cleverdevice | 4-Aug-03/7:26 AM | Reply
gRoin.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.128.166.34 > <~> | 4-Aug-03/7:30 AM | Reply
leave me alone
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 4-Aug-03/7:41 AM | Reply
have i been particularly pestilential towards you of late? i had not noticed. i guess maybe i should sit a few rows back on the bus. maybe that would help? or maybe not buy exactly the same groceries as you? nor wear my hair like that?

no, sorry, i could not go on if i left you alone. the restraining order was on pink paper this time. its flaccid hue makes a lovely bright spot in my collection.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.128.166.34 > <~> | 4-Aug-03/7:45 AM | Reply
I'm having a tantrum because I made a mistake.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.128.166.34 > cleverdevice | 4-Aug-03/7:29 AM | Reply
The Victor's Trophy (guillotine memoir) by -=Dark_Angel=-

Hoist above my trembling groin
I wait for circumcision
Trousers down I shout "Purloin!"
And pray for close precision.
[n/a] zodiac @ 152.30.11.101 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 7-Apr-04/2:34 PM | Reply
The medieval mystic Catherine of Siena believed Jesus married her during a vision by giving her the foreskin from his circumcision.
[10] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 | 10-Aug-03/2:10 AM | Reply
I will have you know I invented the wicky chicky wah, and deserve to be "". Thank you and good riddance.
[n/a] Blade @ 212.219.142.161 > Bachus | 9-Jan-04/7:39 AM | Reply
How about this for a quote: "piss of fuckface"
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