(note: include your own rythm section and wicky wah's) Now there once was a man called big dark angel who wanked so hard more than anyone was able in fack it drove him down below the table So thats where i'll begin! Yo y'all did know that he liked to play and with his dong in hand he did it all day When all of a suden he felt a little dirty and on he put, a jar of ketchup squirty along came Rover, the biggest dawg in town who munched on his bling until it turned brown Dark angel hit a climax, his eyes rolled back Until that big old dawg bit through his walnut sak!(OW!) Angel screamed in pain blood all over the floor His homies just laughed while his dick was sore He left for the hospital as fast as he could go but when they asked for the bill he was outta all his dough In exchange they snatched his liver, his spleen and his heart and salvaged wot woz left of his reproductive parts They took all his clothes while ravaging his mother I hope thatll learn ya, you stupid li'l FUCKER!!!