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perversions 2: the revenge

by razorgrin

Member since 2002 · Posted 14 Jan 2003 · 8 comments

Furry (Anthropomorph) There once was a furry named Chuck Who liked to dress up as a duck. He thought he was cute in his crotchless duck suit But everyone said "What a schmuck!" Scat A scat freak was feeling quite blue As now he had nothing to do in nurse-outfit drag he had an enema bag No one noticed was filled up with glue. Skullfucking (squick) There once was a squick fan named Mick whose "friend" said "Mick, not to nit-pick, But to stop causing pain 'tween the lobes of my brain please lube up your prick before squick!" p.s. To all you picky bastards out there, I know that there is no feeling in the actual tissue of the brain. Then again, Mr./Ms. Picky-Pie, how many people do you know who can talk after being skullfucked?

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[10] <{Baba^Yaga}> 14-Jan-03/2:45 PM Reply
A triumph of will! A plethora of nude pole vaulting shape shifters.
A spanish inquisition with a drive through window and vaccuum tube.
[9] Robert K Foster 15-Jan-03/9:40 AM Reply
very nicely done. bravo and two shakes.
[n/a] razorgrin › Robert K Foster 15-Jan-03/9:42 AM Reply
Thanks.As some may guess, i plan on making a series of these.
[7] thepinkbunnyofdoom 29-Jan-03/2:24 PM Reply
Eww... Sick but not as good as the others this get a 7. It might have been more if i had any clue as to what scat was.
[n/a] razorgrin › thepinkbunnyofdoom 30-Jan-03/10:42 AM Reply
Look it up on Google. Germany in particular is known for the quality of its scat porn, known there as scheisse. Enjoy!
[0] sk8boardandpoems 25-Feb-03/3:45 PM Reply
perversion? does that have something to do with what happened to you as a little child? maybe....because all of your work sucks im not saying mine is the greatest in the world but come on im just in the 7th grade and anyway i dont think that people can really be judged on theor art or talent anyway i just joined poemrankers because i thought it woud be a nice expirence but as you can see my expirence has been anything but nice thanx to you razorgrin and quite franquely i dont care if i cant spell because neither can you!0
[n/a] razorgrin › sk8boardandpoems 26-Feb-03/6:53 AM Reply
*breaks into sobbing wails* How did you know about my past!!!The drills! the baboons! the midgets! Christ, you're a sad little jerkoff. Even being in seventh grade is no excuse. I am actually remarkably proud I made your experience unpleasant. Suffering might be good for you, give you some talent.
How can I not spell? If you check, my spelling is impeccable.
[3] Edna Sweetlove 15-May-06/5:12 PM Reply
Vulgar without humour to complement it.