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perversions 2: the revenge (Limerick) by razorgrin
Furry (Anthropomorph) There once was a furry named Chuck Who liked to dress up as a duck. He thought he was cute in his crotchless duck suit But everyone said "What a schmuck!" Scat A scat freak was feeling quite blue As now he had nothing to do in nurse-outfit drag he had an enema bag No one noticed was filled up with glue. Skullfucking (squick) There once was a squick fan named Mick whose "friend" said "Mick, not to nit-pick, But to stop causing pain 'tween the lobes of my brain please lube up your prick before squick!" p.s. To all you picky bastards out there, I know that there is no feeling in the actual tissue of the brain. Then again, Mr./Ms. Picky-Pie, how many people do you know who can talk after being skullfucked?

Up the ladder: Ionic Winter
Down the ladder: All is Just a Crush

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.4375
Weighted score: 5.385349
Overall Rank: 3215
Posted: January 14, 2003 2:14 PM PST; Last modified: January 14, 2003 2:14 PM PST
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[10] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 | 14-Jan-03/2:45 PM | Reply
A triumph of will! A plethora of nude pole vaulting shape shifters.
A spanish inquisition with a drive through window and vaccuum tube.
[9] Robert K Foster @ 209.68.98.120 | 15-Jan-03/9:40 AM | Reply
very nicely done. bravo and two shakes.
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.141.108 > Robert K Foster | 15-Jan-03/9:42 AM | Reply
Thanks.As some may guess, i plan on making a series of these.
[7] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.19.37 | 29-Jan-03/2:24 PM | Reply
Eww... Sick but not as good as the others this get a 7. It might have been more if i had any clue as to what scat was.
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.99 > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 30-Jan-03/10:42 AM | Reply
Look it up on Google. Germany in particular is known for the quality of its scat porn, known there as scheisse. Enjoy!
[0] sk8boardandpoems @ 24.167.109.182 | 25-Feb-03/3:45 PM | Reply
perversion? does that have something to do with what happened to you as a little child? maybe....because all of your work sucks im not saying mine is the greatest in the world but come on im just in the 7th grade and anyway i dont think that people can really be judged on theor art or talent anyway i just joined poemrankers because i thought it woud be a nice expirence but as you can see my expirence has been anything but nice thanx to you razorgrin and quite franquely i dont care if i cant spell because neither can you!0
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.128 > sk8boardandpoems | 26-Feb-03/6:53 AM | Reply
*breaks into sobbing wails* How did you know about my past!!!The drills! the baboons! the midgets! Christ, you're a sad little jerkoff. Even being in seventh grade is no excuse. I am actually remarkably proud I made your experience unpleasant. Suffering might be good for you, give you some talent.
How can I not spell? If you check, my spelling is impeccable.
[3] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.178.117.218 | 15-May-06/5:12 PM | Reply
Vulgar without humour to complement it.
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