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perversions 2: the revenge (Limerick) by razorgrin Furry (Anthropomorph)
There once was a furry named Chuck
Who liked to dress up as a duck.
He thought he was cute
in his crotchless duck suit
But everyone said "What a schmuck!"
Scat
A scat freak was feeling quite blue
As now he had nothing to do
in nurse-outfit drag
he had an enema bag
No one noticed was filled up with glue.
Skullfucking (squick)
There once was a squick fan named Mick
whose "friend" said "Mick, not to nit-pick,
But to stop causing pain
'tween the lobes of my brain
please lube up your prick before squick!"
p.s. To all you picky bastards out there, I know that there is no
feeling in the actual tissue of the brain. Then again, Mr./Ms. Picky-Pie,
how many people do you know who can talk after being skullfucked?
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Arithmetic Mean: 5.4375
Posted: January 14, 2003 2:14 PM PST; Last modified: January 14, 2003 2:14 PM PSTWeighted score: 5.385349 Overall Rank: 3215 Comments:
very nicely done. bravo and two shakes.
Thanks.As some may guess, i plan on making a series of these.
Eww... Sick but not as good as the others this get a 7. It might have been more if i had any clue as to what scat was.
Look it up on Google. Germany in particular is known for the quality of its scat porn, known there as scheisse. Enjoy!
perversion? does that have something to do with what happened to you as a little child? maybe....because all of your work sucks im not saying mine is the greatest in the world but come on im just in the 7th grade and anyway i dont think that people can really be judged on theor art or talent anyway i just joined poemrankers because i thought it woud be a nice expirence but as you can see my expirence has been anything but nice thanx to you razorgrin and quite franquely i dont care if i cant spell because neither can you!0
*breaks into sobbing wails* How did you know about my past!!!The drills! the baboons! the midgets! Christ, you're a sad little jerkoff. Even being in seventh grade is no excuse. I am actually remarkably proud I made your experience unpleasant. Suffering might be good for you, give you some talent.
How can I not spell? If you check, my spelling is impeccable.
Vulgar without humour to complement it.
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A spanish inquisition with a drive through window and vaccuum tube.