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perversions 2: the revenge (Limerick) by razorgrin
Furry (Anthropomorph)
There once was a furry named Chuck
Who liked to dress up as a duck.
He thought he was cute
in his crotchless duck suit
But everyone said "What a schmuck!"
Scat
A scat freak was feeling quite blue
As now he had nothing to do
in nurse-outfit drag
he had an enema bag
No one noticed was filled up with glue.
Skullfucking (squick)
There once was a squick fan named Mick
whose "friend" said "Mick, not to nit-pick,
But to stop causing pain
'tween the lobes of my brain
please lube up your prick before squick!"
p.s. To all you picky bastards out there, I know that there is no
feeling in the actual tissue of the brain. Then again, Mr./Ms. Picky-Pie,
how many people do you know who can talk after being skullfucked?
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