Furry (Anthropomorph) There once was a furry named Chuck Who liked to dress up as a duck. He thought he was cute in his crotchless duck suit But everyone said "What a schmuck!" Scat A scat freak was feeling quite blue As now he had nothing to do in nurse-outfit drag he had an enema bag No one noticed was filled up with glue. Skullfucking (squick) There once was a squick fan named Mick whose "friend" said "Mick, not to nit-pick, But to stop causing pain 'tween the lobes of my brain please lube up your prick before squick!" p.s. To all you picky bastards out there, I know that there is no feeling in the actual tissue of the brain. Then again, Mr./Ms. Picky-Pie, how many people do you know who can talk after being skullfucked?