Re: Haiku Gymraeg by Nicholas Jones	19-Nov-02/5:15 AM
IN MY DREAMS, BALTHUS STILL RAPES ME
Re: a comment on Handy Smurf by Bachus	18-Nov-02/10:31 PM
CAN I SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH AND ROCK OUT TO EVERY LED ZEPPELIN TRACK OVER 6 MINUTES LONG??? READ MY NEW POEM BECAUSE IT ROCKS LIKE A FUCKING AIRCRAFT CARRIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO IS THIS GUY ANYWAY!!!!!! AND SO THIS IS HOW THE PISS STREAMS DOWN MY FACE, MORE PISS THAN HAS EVER BEEN, I AM A TRAVELLER OF BOTH TIME AND SPACE TO SEE THE PISS I HAVE SEEN!!!!!!!!!
Re: Faith... by loneshadow29	18-Nov-02/9:14 PM
I DARE YOU TO HUFF SOME RUBBER CEMENT THINNER AND LISTEN TO KASHMIR AND MAKE YOUR MOM CRY
Re: Breeze by Nicholas Jones	17-Nov-02/7:41 PM
YOU'RE SISTER, THITHTER, MISTAH.
Re: guitar and drum solo by w~* ATHENA *~w	17-Nov-02/6:24 PM
I THOUGHT JOHN BONHAM DIED.
Re: "Why would I need to get in touch with you?" by Limness	17-Nov-02/6:21 PM
POETRY IS THE "OPIATE OF THEM ASSES"
Re: TWO STAR WARS FANS by UAFANTHORPEY	12-Nov-02/8:51 PM
It isn't very funny. I mean, calling Star Wars fans stupid fat faggots *might* be funny, but this is the sort of garbage comedy you'll see on TV or something.
Re: a comment on Picnic Of Love by -=SeTTle=-	12-Nov-02/8:51 AM
I know, but what's the point of writing original work when a band called Anal Cunt did it so much better?? Besides, they broke up. They're from my hometown, and furthermore, they'd find this hilarious. Furtherfurthermore, some of you fell for it. FAGS.
Re: a comment on I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human by -=SeTTle=-	12-Nov-02/8:48 AM
You know, I had some reservations about posting stolen poetry, but then I thought: this is by a band called Anal Cunt. They wrote a song called "Pottery is Gay", and one called "Your Son Killed Himself Because You Suck" (about Eric Clapton). Now, as an artistic statement, the theft of such work is a great deal more effective than actually writing it. So call me a thief if you will - but be sure to remember that I stole from Anal Cunt, and that you fell for it. FAGS.
Re: a comment on I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human by -=SeTTle=-	11-Nov-02/9:08 PM
It really is tragic that a young girl should be so very, very cynical. Open your eyes and live your life!!!!
Re: Contempt by Britpop	11-Nov-02/3:28 PM
She was an ugly woman, almost as ugly as her ex-husband. This whole scandal is just a way for the British people to forget about the twat that they elected priminister.
Re: a comment on I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human by -=SeTTle=-	11-Nov-02/3:25 PM
There's more to life than poontang. There is a love so profound that even poetry can only hint at it.
Re: a comment on Three pointed star by INTRANSIT	2-Nov-02/7:06 PM
THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A PURIST IT MAKES YOU AN IGNORINT CUNT.
Re: Stranger by feathers68	2-Nov-02/6:48 PM
I have some very sad news to report to you all. Horus8 has smoked himself retarded. His poems and comments might seem a bit confusing from now on.
Re: a comment on We visited the gay men on the veranda by Frass	2-Nov-02/5:56 PM
No you can always tell. I can always tell. I'm always right. You're not gay, for instance. Frass thinks he isn't but is. Horus8 is very, very gay. Clark Gable gay. Alec Guinness gay. John Gielgud with Laurence Olivier in the handicapped stall gay.
Re: We visited the gay men on the veranda by Frass	2-Nov-02/5:54 PM
YOU SHOULD REWRITE THIS ONE PRETENDING YOU WERE IGGY POP (PRE-BOWIE): WHEN IT SOUNDS WRITE SUNG ALOUD YOU'VE DONE IT RIGHT. DO SOMETHING LIKE "GIMME DANGER" WITH AIDS.
Re: Beyond Imagination by vulcan	1-Nov-02/9:43 PM
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Re: the ultimate battle by teacup	1-Nov-02/9:02 PM
You should have told her veggie pizza may make you less fat, but it still makes you fat (fattie).
Re: a comment on Jerk ?? Circle by horus8	1-Nov-02/9:00 PM
Skip to the part where you buy an imac and start writing poems.
Re: Slept by Nicholas Jones	1-Nov-02/8:52 PM
I get that way when I take my uppers to late in the day. My advice is to do something really, really tiring before you sleep. Also, I wrote another Welsh poem, it's less silly.