Re: When I look inside my heart by Engelbert Humpalot	13-Sep-06/6:23 PM
Sensational. Even better than the gerbil one. By the way, it's spelt shlong, not dong.
Re: Grafton Street Late Joys by Engelbert Humpalot	13-Sep-06/8:48 PM
"I laughed like a drain" - priceless
Re: Musical Buttocks - Cha cha cha by Edna Sweetlove	18-Sep-06/11:54 PM
I question our worthiness for the reciept of such suspect brilliance. A good classical concert will always benefit from a few more tuba solos either from the stage or the audience. That's class, innit? Noice, real noice.
Re: Fare Price (Final Version) by Wakeboarder20	20-Sep-06/5:09 AM
Too true. Our actions speak louder than words, or poems. Of course, we're right and they're wrong. That will be $100 for the consultation, thank you very much. Fare Price (Revised) reminds me of the folly of serving two masters. I like it.
Re: Head Exploding Mark 2 by pink_escape	20-Sep-06/5:13 AM
Except for the spliff reference my mum would so identify with this one. But like you I don't like the barley and runny rhyme. And is evented supposed to be invented? Where is the spell checker? Or am I being a... git?
Re: Sublime by nightowl	20-Sep-06/5:20 AM
All very herbal, I must say. Everything can be charachterised by dichotomy. Though I don't yet understand the last line. I have guides, none of them time. Perhaps concieved by the greatest champion, yet it's left to us mere mortals to merely percieve the conceived. Therein lies our biggest mistake. But isn't this sandpit fantastic?
regarding some deleted poem...	20-Sep-06/5:29 AM
Another poem about fucking or breastfeeding. The line "Your scales are brittle warm with light" does my head in. Hence my chosen incomprehension. Was this the result sought after? I'm not complaining, just interested. Goal achieved, no doubt. The verse numbering is helpfull.
Re: Its Hard to Say by celticskatermatt1	20-Sep-06/5:33 AM
It sounds like you have a crush on someone then you say "after this poem, hopefully everything will fall through" which to me means you're not into this burgoning relationship afterall. Is my head destined to be done in daily?
regarding some deleted poem...	20-Sep-06/5:39 AM
Spot on. Sounds like a classic case of teen angst to me. Or even 40's angst if I'm with you. She want's to but she won't let herself because of hindering beliefs she doesnt yet understand or is too stubborn to accept. The ground is fertile for growth. The time is nigh for revelation. Your poem shows a definite direction for action, if she only accepted it. Sensational.
regarding some deleted poem...	20-Sep-06/5:43 AM
I think I've figured this one out, dvincent. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you're taking the piss big time, aren't you?
Re: Last flight of a goose by Bobjim	20-Sep-06/5:47 AM
I'm a freak too! Here's cheers!
Re: Prayer by amanda_dcosta	20-Sep-06/7:29 AM
Dear Sweet Edna, "Hilarious. I laughed till I urinated." Does that mean you pissed yourself laughing at the poem or you laughed at the poem till you had to go take a piss? Big difference. Not entirely sure what you mean. Bullshit. I know exactly what you mean. You're being a funny bastard. Aren't you?
Re: Constipation by colbaby	20-Sep-06/7:46 AM
Ranger, here way down south in the backwashes of civilisation I was brought up on Faulty Towers, The Goon Show, Pot Black and The Carry On Crew. Not to mention Dave Allen. Therein lies my piece, English Humour. Where would I be without it? England is still my mother the-joke's-on-us country. Even though I'm seventh generation antipodean ignoramis, let me entertain you anyway. I'm sure the royal family would be amused. I know I am, along with several million others of my countrymen.
Re: Fun At The Gynaecologists by Edna Sweetlove	20-Sep-06/6:02 PM
Women have all the fun. I wish I was one. I'm going to the dentist. 9/10.
Re: Normality by colbaby	21-Sep-06/4:53 PM
Bullseye. That line two has bugged me for ages. I love it nonetheless even though the rhythem stinks. I'll see what I can do. Such perception. I do skim sometimes and miss the point entirely. Case in point the recent Spider one. I thought it was about boobs and babies!
regarding some deleted poem...	21-Sep-06/11:02 PM
What an unfortunate predicament. I suggest a better choice of partner.