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Normality (Free verse) by colbaby
Thank goodness for normality and all its ins and outs
Iâd much prefer to kiss your arse but itâs your front bottom that
pouts
Normality, normality why donât you show your face
Coz if things donât cool down a bit theyâll lead us to disgrace
The sun is down, the moon is up, events have got quite queer
And Iâve lost another shoelace in this giant vat of beer
The time has come for all good men to try their fucking best
So be a darl and quickly put away that bouncy breast
Normality I beg of you descend upon my brow
You've made me drop my salad and you've burnt my slice of cow
All sense if there was ever some has flown right out the door
Coz even though its closing time I think Iâll have one more
It's nothing new for me to be content with talking shit
A difference it makes not to me, not the slightest fucking bit
So when I ask for normalness and more beer from a tap
Just humor me and sit right here and keep on talking crap
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Arithmetic Mean: 4.75
Weighted score: 4.970199
Overall Rank: 8475
Posted: September 21, 2006 5:15 AM PDT; Last modified: September 21, 2006 5:17 AM PDT
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'I've lost another shoelace in this giant vat of beer'
'You've made me drop my salad and you've burnt my slice of cow'
'It's nothing new for me to be content with talking shit'
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Please keep posting :-D