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Musical Buttocks - Cha cha cha (Free verse) by Edna Sweetlove Beethoven's Ninth;
Mozart's Thirty-Eighth;
What do they lack
Artistically speaking?
They lack the music of the buttocks,
The celestial odourous fart
Which charmeth all who hear it.
Although admittedly Schubert
Left an unfinished movement
On his piano stool.
And I, Edna Sweetlove, have turded
In many international concert halls
And once had sex in a world famous
Fucking opera house when totally pissed.
Up the ladder:
Fuck your fucking face monkey fucker
Down the ladder:
The Box
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Posted: September 17, 2006 6:16 PM PDT; Last modified: September 17, 2006 6:16 PM PDTWeighted score: 5.4545455 Overall Rank: 2904 Comments:
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colbaby @ 203.166.96.234
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18-Sep-06/11:54 PM
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I question our worthiness for the reciept of such suspect brilliance. A good classical concert will always benefit from a few more tuba solos either from the stage or the audience. That's class, innit? Noice, real noice.
first stanza is super. second is pointlessly gratuitous, especially the self-mention.
I'm in complete agreement with you, although you failed to mention the large amount of fecal matter that inspired Beethoven's Symphony 'Number 2' in D Major.
Witty but Christ will bugger you.
i really like the 'left an unfinished movement on his piano stool'.
i like the first four lines too. but after that ... but come on...'FART'..AGAIN??!! you practically mention them in all your writing.you mention your name again..you mention sex again..you mention the word 'fuck' or a version of it again.. 316 view(s)
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