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Musical Buttocks - Cha cha cha

Member since 2006 · Posted 17 Sep 2006 · 5 comments

Beethoven's Ninth; Mozart's Thirty-Eighth; What do they lack Artistically speaking? They lack the music of the buttocks, The celestial odourous fart Which charmeth all who hear it. Although admittedly Schubert Left an unfinished movement On his piano stool. And I, Edna Sweetlove, have turded In many international concert halls And once had sex in a world famous Fucking opera house when totally pissed.

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[5] colbaby 18-Sep-06/11:54 PM Reply

I question our worthiness for the reciept of such suspect brilliance. A good classical concert will always benefit from a few more tuba solos either from the stage or the audience. That's class, innit? Noice, real noice.

[7] nypoet22 19-Sep-06/6:21 PM Reply

first stanza is super. second is pointlessly gratuitous, especially the self-mention.

[9] leonxic 21-Sep-06/10:26 AM Reply

I'm in complete agreement with you, although you failed to mention the large amount of fecal matter that inspired Beethoven's Symphony 'Number 2' in D Major.

[9] Sing4Jesus! 4-Oct-06/4:28 PM Reply

Witty but Christ will bugger you.

[5] Hostileintent 14-Oct-06/5:04 AM Reply

i really like the 'left an unfinished movement on his piano stool'.

i like the first four lines too. but after that ...

but come on...'FART'..AGAIN??!! you practically mention them in all your writing.you mention your name again..you mention sex again..you mention the word 'fuck' or a version of it again..