Beethoven's Ninth; Mozart's Thirty-Eighth; What do they lack Artistically speaking? They lack the music of the buttocks, The celestial odourous fart Which charmeth all who hear it. Although admittedly Schubert Left an unfinished movement On his piano stool. And I, Edna Sweetlove, have turded In many international concert halls And once had sex in a world famous Fucking opera house when totally pissed.