Re: i carry my midget by i love my midget	2-Feb-21/8:56 AM
Stumps are the greatest. Artistic cricketers love to draw them when they have finished playing with the balls.
Re: battle of the sexes by i love my midget	2-Feb-21/8:55 AM
I find this very flattering
Re: Henry's breeches by Stephen Robins	2-Feb-21/8:52 AM
A lovely thought
Re: Please sodomise yourself by Stephen Robins	2-Feb-21/8:51 AM
Delightful!
Re: Suck it up for God by Engelbert Humpalot	2-Feb-21/8:50 AM
Big knobs appeal to my wife.
Re: When I look inside my heart by Engelbert Humpalot	2-Feb-21/8:50 AM
Mr legless, one-armed, stuttering wife Conny would be happy to oblige.
Re: More and more Shuushin by mr cunt	2-Feb-21/8:47 AM
Boring but he certainly sounds like a cunt.
Re: Never Love A Poet by Caducus	2-Feb-21/8:46 AM
A bit too earnest and dull for my exotic tastes.
Re: Falling for Roy by Engelbert Humpalot	2-Feb-21/8:45 AM
Roy had a huge cock I have heard.
Re: The Trump 6-6-5 Haiku by Engelbert Humpalot	2-Feb-21/8:44 AM
Amen to that.
Re: A Sexy Crucifixion Poem by Edna Sweetlove	2-Feb-21/8:43 AM
Hilarious!
Re: All Hail! All Hail! America The Golden! by Edna Sweetlove	2-Feb-21/8:42 AM
This is great! I love to laugh at yankee-doodles.
Re: A Tragic Love Tryst In The Park Near The Sewage Works by Edna Sweetlove	2-Feb-21/8:41 AM
Hermione deserved all she got, the fat slag
Re: Rare Oul' Times in the County Wicklow by Edna Sweetlove	2-Feb-21/8:39 AM
Driving in Ireland is fun, especially if you have only one hand, like my wife Conny.
Re: SNOGGO's Adolescent Adventure in Sidmouth by Edna Sweetlove	2-Feb-21/8:38 AM
This is a wonderful story. Snoggos sounds my kind of guy.
Re: Pandora's Box by Edna Sweetlove	2-Feb-21/8:37 AM
I have photographed many such boxes.
Re: The Spirit Of Giving by Miggy	2-Feb-21/8:36 AM
Santa is an anagram of Satan. He is a well known pervert.
Re: The most trite garbage ever(in other words my love life) by thepinkbunnyofdoom	2-Feb-21/8:35 AM
Not so much a pimple, more of a rancid boil.
Re: Nadine by nentwined	2-Feb-21/8:32 AM
This reminds me when my midget wife Conny (she of the one arm but no legs) got washed out to sea but unfortunately floated back.
Re: Blind Fart by Blind Fart	1-Feb-21/10:53 AM
This is totally true. To make sure have a good sniff.