Re: The Young Girl From Khartoum by Edna Sweetlove	23-Jun-07/4:21 PM
This is a great poem! 10 out of 10!
Re: Ambition by slana5	8-Mar-07/4:17 AM
Ambitiously boring.
Re: Grace by slana5	8-Mar-07/4:16 AM
Boring.
Re: Two Cunts by mr cunt	8-Mar-07/4:15 AM
I smiled.
Re: A whole load of cunts by mr cunt	8-Mar-07/4:14 AM
Looks a bit technical to me.
Re: Kennedy the cunt by mr cunt	8-Mar-07/4:12 AM
Fabbo! Fabbo! Fabbo!
Re: Suck it up for God by Engelbert Humpalot	8-Mar-07/4:11 AM
Goddam beautiful, 0/10
Re: Romantic dreams by John Rambo	13-Feb-07/12:03 PM
Puerile garbage and not very grammatcal either. I am shocked at this as others of your poems have suggestd at somethng approaching genius. That "alley" one was a fucking winner. This: 1/10 and only 'cos I'm feeling friendly.
Re: Fisting and Wishing by John Rambo	13-Feb-07/12:02 PM
I liked the "freshly shaven" bit. It's things like that which separated the sheep from the, er, other sheep.
Re: The First Date by John Rambo	13-Feb-07/12:01 PM
Tasty.
Re: OI! The Brown Flame by SupremeDreamer	13-Feb-07/11:58 AM
Fucking awful
Re: The Ballad of Rakesh Rajani, Court Reporter by Rakesh Rajani	13-Feb-07/11:56 AM
I think we all know who wrote this. Not as good as Allenby. You're on a downward slope.
Re: Let's praise great Britannia's golden days of now and then by Edna Sweetlove	3-Feb-07/8:29 AM
I just read this through again. Fantastic. I think I'd give myself if I could.
Re: becoming by <~>	30-Jan-07/12:04 PM
When I read bollocks like "inexists" I reach for the zero score button................. And it gets worse. God almighty. This is NOT a pimple, it's an oozing pus-filled sore.
Re: Blinking by zodiac	30-Jan-07/11:58 AM
Unexpected bit about your cock. Have to give you marks for that one, dearie.
Re: Wreck of the Poor Anchor by Dovina	19-Jan-07/9:13 AM
A bit long.
Re: Ben Fogle by Stephen Robins	19-Jan-07/9:09 AM
Sounds a bit light that old cunt, Big Ears Windsor.
Re: Holy Tits by Holy Tits	19-Jan-07/9:02 AM
This indeed has a very fine poetic flow to it. May I suggest you comment on your lover's dandruff too? And one thing about bald patches is that you can see how filthy the scalp is. You can spot headlice more easily as well. I think I feel a poem coming on about this subject....................
Re: Give it up Max by Stephen Robins	19-Jan-07/9:00 AM
I don't know to whom you refer with "cute critters"; but rhyming shitter with it is very fine indeed. And well worthy of a 6.
Re: a comment on Stripping the willow by ecargo	19-Jan-07/8:58 AM
"Plough" is the correct spelling; other spellings are ludicrously stupid. When you call "sough" obscure, you misuse the word obscure. Replacing it with "murmuring" would be great for the rythm (oh sorry I meant rithum). Not.