on The Young Girl From Khartoum by Edna Sweetlove
23 Jun 2007, 4:21 PM
This is a great poem! 10 out of 10!
on A whole load of cunts by mr cunt
8 Mar 2007, 4:14 AM
Looks a bit technical to me.
on Kennedy the cunt by mr cunt
8 Mar 2007, 4:12 AM
Fabbo! Fabbo! Fabbo!
on Suck it up for God by Engelbert Humpalot
8 Mar 2007, 4:11 AM
Goddam beautiful, 0/10
on Romantic dreams by John Rambo
13 Feb 2007, 12:03 PM
Puerile garbage and not very grammatcal either. I am shocked at this as others of your poems have suggestd at somethng approaching genius. That "alley" one was a fucking winner. This: 1/10 and only 'cos I'm feeling friendly.
on Fisting and Wishing by John Rambo
13 Feb 2007, 12:02 PM
I liked the "freshly shaven" bit. It's things like that which separated the sheep from the, er, other sheep.
on The First Date by John Rambo
13 Feb 2007, 12:01 PM
Tasty.
on OI! The Brown Flame by SupremeDreamer
13 Feb 2007, 11:58 AM
Fucking awful
on The Ballad of Rakesh Rajani, Court Reporter by Rakesh Rajani
13 Feb 2007, 11:56 AM
I think we all know who wrote this. Not as good as Allenby. You're on a downward slope.
on Let's praise great Britannia's golden days of now and then by Edna Sweetlove
3 Feb 2007, 8:29 AM
I just read this through again. Fantastic. I think I'd give myself if I could.
on Wreck of the Poor Anchor by Dovina
19 Jan 2007, 9:13 AM
A bit long.
on Ben Fogle by Stephen Robins
19 Jan 2007, 9:09 AM
Sounds a bit light that old cunt, Big Ears Windsor.
This indeed has a very fine poetic flow to it. May I suggest you comment on your lover's dandruff too? And one thing about bald patches is that you can see how filthy the scalp is. You can spot headlice more easily as well. I think I feel a poem coming on about this subject....................
on Give it up Max by Stephen Robins
19 Jan 2007, 9:00 AM
I don't know to whom you refer with "cute critters"; but rhyming shitter with it is very fine indeed. And well worthy of a 6.
replying on Stripping the willow by ecargo
19 Jan 2007, 8:58 AM
"Plough" is the correct spelling; other spellings are ludicrously stupid. When you call "sough" obscure, you misuse the word obscure. Replacing it with "murmuring" would be great for the rythm (oh sorry I meant rithum). Not.