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The First Date (Haiku) by John Rambo
The hooker made me sick. I got SARS from rimming her. And I don't know why.

Up the ladder: Falling
Down the ladder: The Deer And The Stick

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.4
Weighted score: 5.286087
Overall Rank: 3742
Posted: December 4, 2006 2:55 PM PST; Last modified: December 4, 2006 2:55 PM PST
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[7] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.229.135 | 13-Feb-07/12:01 PM | Reply
Tasty.
[10] deleted user @ 68.236.36.10 | 29-Oct-07/11:32 AM | Reply
Actually... I have SARS. This is not funny.... Shame on you John Rambo! :)
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