Romantic dreams

Member since 2006 · Posted 17 Dec 2006 · 2 comments

There's a girl who got banged on my lawn By an elf, a gazelle, and a faun. I was waving my meat Then I shit in the street And I skull-fucked that bitch until dawn. Then she wanted to visit the Doc She was broken from taking my cock. She said I had no class After fucking her ass And then spraying my jizz in her sock.

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[2] Nicholas Jones 17-Dec-06/7:42 AM Reply

Yep, misogyny is hilarious, isn't it?

[1] Edna Sweetlove 13-Feb-07/12:03 PM Reply

Puerile garbage and not very grammatcal either. I am shocked at this as others of your poems have suggestd at somethng approaching genius. That "alley" one was a fucking winner. This: 1/10 and only 'cos I'm feeling friendly.