Re: Bumming kiddies by Bobjim	18-Jun-06/5:36 PM
I love bumming! I used to bum so many people until my willy fell off.
Re: a comment on Peeping Through The Window by Edna Sweetlove	18-Jun-06/5:35 PM
Piss off.
Re: a comment on A Prayer For God's Soldiers As They Kill For Him by Edna Sweetlove	18-Jun-06/5:34 PM
piss off.
Re: 'Fucky Fucky 5 Dollar' by scitz	18-Jun-06/5:33 PM
This is really excellent. I remember a visit to Bangkok and I found out why the city is so called. I got shagged silly for fewer baht than in a fahrt.
Re: the perils of internet dating by conny lingers	18-Jun-06/5:30 PM
Why not come and give 10/10 to MY poems for a sodding change?
Re: Conny and the Chocolate Factory by conny lingers	18-Jun-06/5:30 PM
I have only had full anal sex in a cinema twice. It meant I missed the funny death scene in "Love Story" but you can't see much when your head is stuck between the seats in front of you can you?
Re: Battle of the sexes by conny lingers	18-Jun-06/5:28 PM
Excellent. I love anal intercourse.
Re: i carry my midget wife by conny lingers	18-Jun-06/5:27 PM
What a lovely poem. I have often fancied sex with a stumpy midget. Would you recommend it, dearest one?
Re: Being by wHorus8w	18-Jun-06/4:57 AM
I am really surprised you have been awarded a POEMWANKER award as an imposter and plagiarist. I would never have gone as far as that. Pretentious ill-mannered twit, yes, but a plagiarist, oh dear, perish the thought.
Re: a comment on Eenie Meenie Minie Moe by Edna Sweetlove	18-Jun-06/3:30 AM
Dear ALC: You seem to be a little hypersensitive today. Pity it doesn't extend to your writing. Re the "original" poem. You entirely missed the point that I was surprised that you imagined I would NOT know the original "nigger" version. What else might my skit be based on? It's the last line your have wrong in your version. Or it may be an American variation. You need a good strong dose of humour medicine, dear.
Re: a comment on Eenie Meenie Minie Moe by Edna Sweetlove	18-Jun-06/3:27 AM
I never delete stupid comments as I like them.
Re: a comment on Eenie Meenie Minie Moe by Edna Sweetlove	15-Jun-06/4:40 PM
Dear Alchemy, I shall leave your moronic comment for people to laugh at for its stupidity and ignorance. Hereby has no hyphen, dumbo. And you got the original wrong too. Jesus wept.
Re: 72 virgins (but the bitches ain't fun) by ALChemy	15-Jun-06/4:37 PM
Total garbage. I turd my pants laughing at the yankee soldiers getting the shit beaten out of them. Keep up the good work, Hassan!
Re: Eenie Meenie Minie Moe by Edna Sweetlove	13-Jun-06/1:24 PM
I dedicate this to all my fans.
Re: A Kiss Beneath The Blossom Tree by Caducus	11-Jun-06/6:03 PM
mouse turds
Re: Tin Can Longings by phoenixxx	11-Jun-06/6:02 PM
utter horseturd
Re: hate by ts	11-Jun-06/6:02 PM
Total shite
Re: planet by -=??lilaznjen??=-	11-Jun-06/6:01 PM
Rubbish
Re: hah by xanthippe	9-Jun-06/4:43 AM
This has merit. Not much.
Re: I hate your guts and think you're stupid by horus8	9-Jun-06/4:42 AM
I enjoy your unusual spelling of "parochial"; it no doubt explains your bad writing skills.