on Bumming kiddies by Bobjim
18 Jun 2006, 5:36 PM
I love bumming! I used to bum so many people until my willy fell off.
replying on Peeping Through The Window by Edna Sweetlove
18 Jun 2006, 5:35 PM
Piss off.
replying on A Prayer For God's Soldiers As They Kill For Him by Edna Sweetlove
18 Jun 2006, 5:34 PM
piss off.
on 'Fucky Fucky 5 Dollar' by scitz
18 Jun 2006, 5:33 PM
This is really excellent. I remember a visit to Bangkok and I found out why the city is so called. I got shagged silly for fewer baht than in a fahrt.
on the perils of internet dating by conny lingers
18 Jun 2006, 5:30 PM
Why not come and give 10/10 to MY poems for a sodding change?
on Conny and the Chocolate Factory by conny lingers
18 Jun 2006, 5:30 PM
I have only had full anal sex in a cinema twice. It meant I missed the funny death scene in "Love Story" but you can't see much when your head is stuck between the seats in front of you can you?
on Battle of the sexes by conny lingers
18 Jun 2006, 5:28 PM
Excellent. I love anal intercourse.
on i carry my midget wife by conny lingers
18 Jun 2006, 5:27 PM
What a lovely poem. I have often fancied sex with a stumpy midget. Would you recommend it, dearest one?
replying on Eenie Meenie Minie Moe by Edna Sweetlove
18 Jun 2006, 3:30 AM
Dear ALC: You seem to be a little hypersensitive today. Pity it doesn't extend to your writing. Re the "original" poem. You entirely missed the point that I was surprised that you imagined I would NOT know the original "nigger" version. What else might my skit be based on? It's the last line your have wrong in your version. Or it may be an American variation. You need a good strong dose of humour medicine, dear.
replying on Eenie Meenie Minie Moe by Edna Sweetlove
18 Jun 2006, 3:27 AM
I never delete stupid comments as I like them.
replying on Eenie Meenie Minie Moe by Edna Sweetlove
15 Jun 2006, 4:40 PM
Dear Alchemy, I shall leave your moronic comment for people to laugh at for its stupidity and ignorance. Hereby has no hyphen, dumbo. And you got the original wrong too. Jesus wept.
on 72 virgins (but the bitches ain't fun) by ALChemy
15 Jun 2006, 4:37 PM
Total garbage. I turd my pants laughing at the yankee soldiers getting the shit beaten out of them. Keep up the good work, Hassan!
on Eenie Meenie Minie Moe by Edna Sweetlove
13 Jun 2006, 1:24 PM
I dedicate this to all my fans.
on A Kiss Beneath The Blossom Tree by Caducus
11 Jun 2006, 6:03 PM
mouse turds
on Tin Can Longings by phoenixxx
11 Jun 2006, 6:02 PM
utter horseturd
on planet by -=??lilaznjen??=-
11 Jun 2006, 6:01 PM
Rubbish
on I hate your guts and think you're stupid by horus8
9 Jun 2006, 4:42 AM
I enjoy your unusual spelling of "parochial"; it no doubt explains your bad writing skills.