Re: To Brittany by amanda_dcosta	21-Jun-06/2:55 AM
What has this got to do with Brittany - or indeed any other region of France?
Re: Blessings by amanda_dcosta	21-Jun-06/2:53 AM
Worthy of William McGonagall.
Re: Fall of the goblet darlings by Caducus	21-Jun-06/2:50 AM
Odd (as usual) but a fine selection of words. I prefer the English spelling of "foetal" to the somewhat anodyne US version ("fetal"). I shall give 7/10, marginally higher than your recent anonymous rating of one of my nastier pieces. Edna
Re: Amputee by INTRANSIT	20-Jun-06/4:04 PM
Wonderful.
Re: The Third Fall Of Jesus by amanda_dcosta	20-Jun-06/4:04 PM
This is one of the funniest poems I have ever read. This verse had me in stitches.... "Next morning, I, the road did cross Surprisingly I had a toss A passing bike had brushed me past Into confusion was I cast." I am deeply tempted to plagiarise it, it is so dreadful. It's hard to decide what score: 10/10 for garbage; 0/10 for poetry. Since i think you didn't really know how bad it was I'll go for the latter. If you assure me you meant it as a joke, I'll go for 10/10.
Re: a comment on A Sexy Crucifixion Poem by Edna Sweetlove	20-Jun-06/3:58 PM
Dear ALC: I hope wou'll revise your 5/10 mark now we are on friendly terms again! I think you must agree this is a gem.
Re: a comment on Let's praise great Britannia's golden days of now and then by Edna Sweetlove	20-Jun-06/3:56 PM
I appreciate that 10/10. Perhaps you have good taste after all. Suggest you check out the loonies in the "worst poems" section.....
Re: Christmas Memories by John Rambo	19-Jun-06/11:16 AM
Not vulgar enough for me.
Re: A naughty strumpet by John Rambo	19-Jun-06/11:16 AM
This is a lovely little poem and may God bless you for it. On the other hand she may well screw you with a 12 inch nail instead.
Re: a comment on Let's praise great Britannia's golden days of now and then by Edna Sweetlove	19-Jun-06/11:14 AM
Dear Imp: my "American colonies" poem is a vitriolic sister to this one and will be posted in a couple of days or so. Keep your eyeballs skinned. Thanks for your comment.
Re: Mask by sk8boardandpoems	18-Jun-06/5:49 PM
dreary rubbish.
Re: Im different so what? by xblackstarsx	18-Jun-06/5:48 PM
Is this bad intentionally or are you just a moron?
Re: Ode to necrophilia by Bobjim	18-Jun-06/5:46 PM
Have I read this before? Probably. In someone else's obituary perhaps!
Re: Niggers Don't Write Poetry by pain killer	18-Jun-06/5:45 PM
utter trash. I have shat a better poem.
Re: Vodka kisses & the final sigh. by SupremeDreamer	18-Jun-06/5:44 PM
illiterate horse dung.
Re: Kittens and Pocket Money by Shuushin	18-Jun-06/5:43 PM
Garbage. But semi-intelligent garbage. I shall be generous and score it 1/10.
Re: Mastermind by wOrnella Mutiw	18-Jun-06/5:41 PM
This rather cleverly combines stupidity, illiteracy and total lack of humour. Since I am in a good humour and feeling generous, I shall rate it 1/10.
Re: a comment on Bumming kiddies by Bobjim	18-Jun-06/5:39 PM
You are both DUMB and COMMON. I would like to urinate on your grave.
Re: a comment on Bumming kiddies by Bobjim	18-Jun-06/5:38 PM
BESTIALITY, you illiterate mongol.
Re: a comment on Bumming kiddies by Bobjim	18-Jun-06/5:37 PM
novelty, moron.