Re: Alone by rrashi	27-Oct-04/3:15 AM
Astonishing use of "fumes" to rhyme with "perfume".
Re: a comment on A Girl’s Climax by Dovina	26-Oct-04/4:06 PM
NOT AS EXCELLENT AS YOUR CATCH PHRASES THAT'S FOR SURE!!!!111
Re: a comment on A Man Who Cares by Dovina	26-Oct-04/1:49 PM
Robed in stench and labour pains O'er the toilet bowl she strains. Wretched wails, and glist'ning brow: OH GOOD LORD PLEASE END IT NOW! And callously she leaves the boothe Writhing in a swollen truth. Left behind to be reviled: A CATACLYSMIC BROWNIAN CHILD!
Re: a comment on A Man Who Cares by Dovina	26-Oct-04/12:55 PM
I am ashamed. Ashamed of you. You who have left an unspeakable undrinkable in the porcelain ranks of Armitage Shanks.
Re: Lost by Sweet Cheese	26-Oct-04/12:18 PM
You're foreign.
Re: a comment on You by Fire_is_cool	26-Oct-04/12:14 PM
A gentleman would have used http://tinyurl.com
Re: a comment on A Man Who Cares by Dovina	26-Oct-04/12:12 PM
yeah well you shouldnt of done you're massive stool there in the first place no wonder the mctoilet went tits-up.
Re: a comment on A Runner's Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo	26-Oct-04/12:03 PM
You must be on Ramamamadan, then. Don't bother. Muslim women don't have souls. That's definitely, definitely true.
Re: Grandma in love by Caducus	26-Oct-04/11:41 AM
Intensely lewd, particularly the bit where you scoff your grandmother's remains.
Re: a comment on Women by Bakar	26-Oct-04/8:22 AM
SHUT YOUR FACE
Re: a comment on Women by Bakar	24-Oct-04/12:54 PM
An enormous trifle crammed into a discount coffin?
Re: a comment on Muslim woman at the office by zodiac	24-Oct-04/12:43 PM
Actually it's more like crossing Jeff Goldblum with a fly, only instead of a fly it's a daddy long-legs, only the daddy long-legs has already been half-crushed, and what comes out of the teleporter in the end has too many crushed human legs and flops about the place, madly buzzing its Jew-wings against the laboratory floor and oh wont someone please fetch the sledge-hammer good lord wont somebody please kill it
Re: Blackthoughtz by blackthoughtz1	24-Oct-04/12:13 PM
A profoundly silly piece. I have no doubt you are a giant wally. -10-
Re: a comment on Women by Bakar	24-Oct-04/12:07 PM
The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?" -Sigmund Freud
Re: a comment on Jealousy's Game by TLRufener	24-Oct-04/11:52 AM
Well it's great to meet someone else who thinks that ugly people are not only physically crippled, but morally crippled as well.
Re: a comment on Jealousy's Game by TLRufener	24-Oct-04/11:45 AM
Really?
Re: a comment on Jealousy's Game by TLRufener	24-Oct-04/11:40 AM
He's also a representation of how ugliness on the outside manifests itself on the inside, even to the point of murdering innocent civilians.
Re: Muslim woman at the office by zodiac	24-Oct-04/11:36 AM
Got back from Abu Dhabi last week, just after the start of Ramamamamadan. Luckily I'd spent the week leading up to it ordering individual beers from room service (they wouldn't serve more than one a day) and hiding them about my room. When I drank them all during Ramamamadan, and left the empties sprawled all over the place, the cleaners found them and took away my fruit bowl. I have never felt such shame :(
Re: Jealousy's Game by TLRufener	24-Oct-04/11:27 AM
Clumsy in places, but I thought it was interesting and fairly original. I can't think of many people on this site who'd have the vision to include a tiny, stout, scheming man with a pudgy head in their love poemes, let alone the vision to have him feverishly planning out his revenge on paper. Is he a metaphor for the human condition?
Re: a comment on A Better God by Dovina	24-Oct-04/8:39 AM
I am a courtly white-haired gentleman who dresses impeccably. You are an uncouth bum.