poemranker ::20 most recent comments by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. (601-620) and replies

Comments by-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I., 601–620 back, including replies. Only comments on poems

on Alone by rrashi 27 Oct 2004, 3:15 AM
Astonishing use of "fumes" to rhyme with "perfume".
replying on A Girl’s Climax by Dovina 26 Oct 2004, 4:06 PM
NOT AS EXCELLENT AS YOUR CATCH PHRASES THAT'S FOR SURE!!!!111
replying on A Man Who Cares by Dovina 26 Oct 2004, 1:49 PM
Robed in stench and labour pains
O'er the toilet bowl she strains.
Wretched wails, and glist'ning brow:
OH GOOD LORD PLEASE END IT NOW!

And callously she leaves the boothe
Writhing in a swollen truth.
Left behind to be reviled:
A CATACLYSMIC BROWNIAN CHILD!
replying on A Man Who Cares by Dovina 26 Oct 2004, 12:55 PM
I am ashamed. Ashamed of you. You who have left
an unspeakable undrinkable
in the porcelain ranks
of Armitage Shanks.
on Lost by Sweet Cheese 26 Oct 2004, 12:18 PM
You're foreign.
replying on You by Fire_is_cool 26 Oct 2004, 12:14 PM
A gentleman would have used http://tinyurl.com
replying on A Man Who Cares by Dovina 26 Oct 2004, 12:12 PM
yeah well you shouldnt of done you're massive stool there in the first place no wonder the mctoilet went tits-up.
replying on A Runner's Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo 26 Oct 2004, 12:03 PM
You must be on Ramamamadan, then. Don't bother. Muslim women don't have souls. That's definitely, definitely true.
on Grandma in love by Caducus 26 Oct 2004, 11:41 AM
Intensely lewd, particularly the bit where you scoff your grandmother's remains.
replying on Women by Bakar 26 Oct 2004, 8:22 AM
SHUT YOUR FACE
replying on Women by Bakar 24 Oct 2004, 12:54 PM
An enormous trifle crammed into a discount coffin?
replying on Muslim woman at the office by zodiac 24 Oct 2004, 12:43 PM
Actually it's more like crossing Jeff Goldblum with a fly, only instead of a fly it's a daddy long-legs, only the daddy long-legs has already been half-crushed, and what comes out of the teleporter in the end has too many crushed human legs and flops about the place, madly buzzing its Jew-wings against the laboratory floor and oh wont someone please fetch the sledge-hammer good lord wont somebody please kill it
on Blackthoughtz by blackthoughtz1 24 Oct 2004, 12:13 PM
A profoundly silly piece. I have no doubt you are a giant wally. -10-
replying on Women by Bakar 24 Oct 2004, 12:07 PM
The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?"

-Sigmund Freud
replying on Jealousy's Game by TLRufener 24 Oct 2004, 11:52 AM
Well it's great to meet someone else who thinks that ugly people are not only physically crippled, but morally crippled as well.
replying on Jealousy's Game by TLRufener 24 Oct 2004, 11:45 AM
Really?
replying on Jealousy's Game by TLRufener 24 Oct 2004, 11:40 AM
He's also a representation of how ugliness on the outside manifests itself on the inside, even to the point of murdering innocent civilians.
on Muslim woman at the office by zodiac 24 Oct 2004, 11:36 AM
Got back from Abu Dhabi last week, just after the start of Ramamamamadan. Luckily I'd spent the week leading up to it ordering individual beers from room service (they wouldn't serve more than one a day) and hiding them about my room. When I drank them all during Ramamamadan, and left the empties sprawled all over the place, the cleaners found them and took away my fruit bowl. I have never felt such shame :(
on Jealousy's Game by TLRufener 24 Oct 2004, 11:27 AM
Clumsy in places, but I thought it was interesting and fairly original. I can't think of many people on this site who'd have the vision to include a tiny, stout, scheming man with a pudgy head in their love poemes, let alone the vision to have him feverishly planning out his revenge on paper. Is he a metaphor for the human condition?
replying on A Better God by Dovina 24 Oct 2004, 8:39 AM
I am a courtly white-haired gentleman who dresses impeccably. You are an uncouth bum.