replying on I hate people by Bazilla
17 Sep 2002, 11:18 AM
It seems yoda's aprentice has returned to dish out the verbal justice. Great comment!!
replying on Bein' Vegan by poetandknowit
17 Sep 2002, 11:03 AM
fred = poetandknowit. It pleases the naughty PAKI to impersonate the wise Frass, because poetandknowit is jealous of Frass's frank, mature erudition.
replying on lovely by pink_punk_kisses87
16 Sep 2002, 6:05 PM
You could delete my comments. But you'd only be lying to yourself.
replying on lovely by pink_punk_kisses87
16 Sep 2002, 5:55 PM
What smug advice! I'd listen carefully, pink_punk! I'm sure you'll be a GREAT POETE IN NO TIME! Would you like a few words to get you started on your "list of useful words" (gods'wife suggested you make one)!? Maybe you could use them in a poeme! Who knows!? lol!
talentless, dull, weak, you, yes, you, AIDS
talentless, dull, weak, you, yes, you, AIDS
on lovely by pink_punk_kisses87
16 Sep 2002, 5:22 PM
Oh horror! YOU REALLY THWARTED MY EXPECTATIONS WITH THIS ONE!!!!!!11111111111111
replying on AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
16 Sep 2002, 5:17 PM
no
on I hate people by Bazilla
16 Sep 2002, 5:12 PM
Great poeme, buddy. I used to 'have a life'. I used to 'hang with friends'. But after... 'the accident'... things changed. I'd rather not talk about it, actually.
on Morning Glory by waltfreakinwhitman
16 Sep 2002, 5:01 PM
Ha! I knew this was your desperate attempt to be crowned King of the Worst Poeme Section. Nearly all of the votes are anonymous 0s! I think an explanation is in order, Mr. Whitman.
replying on Oh my gosh what was that? by ==Doylum
16 Sep 2002, 4:55 PM
I wasn't sure if it was or not, but given that a) you try to mock me on a regular basis b) it contains admonishments for frequently writing about 'turd' and c) the poeme accuses the accusee of things that -=Dark_Angel=- is often accused of, I thought it a reasonable bet. And anyone who sayeth otherwise is gay.
replying on God and Country by dougsoderstrom
16 Sep 2002, 1:17 PM
I wanna talk to God! STAT!
Please ask Him if He knew beforehand that naughty Adam would partake of the Fruit of Knowledge of Nudity.
Please ask Him if He knew beforehand that naughty Adam would partake of the Fruit of Knowledge of Nudity.
replying on AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
16 Sep 2002, 12:46 PM
www.joolsholland.com
(obviously)
(obviously)
on crispy by skaskowski
16 Sep 2002, 11:43 AM
What are you trying to say with this piece?
on Liaitn by DreamMachine
16 Sep 2002, 11:41 AM
Do you write about anything except "love"?
on Sunken Treasures by DreamMachine
16 Sep 2002, 11:40 AM
Ok! Thanks for the tip!
on The lack of graffiti in an art centre lavatory by BEBO
16 Sep 2002, 11:38 AM
You, Sir, are an insult to the hallowed ranks of poemes making reference to faeces. You use foul words like 'fart' and 'plopp' as if to say "POO IS FUNNY LOOK IT'S GROSS HA HA". Do you have no artistic wision? No sense of the grand and mysterious? If my poemes are the sound of a frantic, frighten'd orchestra (which they are), yours are that of a broken whistle blown by a hobo in a feeble attempt to summon a djinn. Good day.
replying on God and Country by dougsoderstrom
16 Sep 2002, 11:31 AM
dougsoderstrom, the amazing genericity of your opinions is exceeded only by their length.
on Oh my gosh what was that? by ==Doylum
16 Sep 2002, 11:29 AM
Oh, Soylum. It's OK to be jealous of me! You should stop trying to rationalise your bitterness and just let the tears of shame flow. For it is you who is the one who does not see.
replying on AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
15 Sep 2002, 10:22 AM
If you wish Jools Holland to see, answer me these questions three: asl!?