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Morning Glory (Haiku) by waltfreakinwhitman Ahoy -- morning wood!
Tug tug tug tug tug tug tug
Burst in white fury!
Up the ladder:
Silent Door
Down the ladder:
Emptiness
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 3.6021504
Posted: May 10, 2002 8:38 AM PDT; Last modified: May 10, 2002 8:38 AM PDTWeighted score: 3.6021504 Overall Rank: 13583 The following users have marked this poem on their favorites list:
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anonymous @
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10-May-02/9:06 AM
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Was this necessary?
A masterpiece of juvenalia
Genius
Look out Rilke!!!!!! TEN
Thanks. I like to call this Beat Poetry.
Oh ha ha!
I call this your desperate attempt to be crowned King of the Worst Poeme section. I suggest you stop deliberately trying to topple AIDS in a Van from its rightful throne! AIDS in a Van is so utterly crude and tasteless that it is bound to receive more zeros than any other. At least it would if you stopped giving it 10's.
My poem, Mantis, is far worse.
no it's not.
i don't get it....but i like it. Is that wrong?
White squall, duty calls
I think this is pure comedic genius. Why is everyone so hung up? Hilarious!
this went over my head....
WTF? I think this is what the guy does in the morining and he thought that we would actually be interested in his pathetic morining exercises that he does when no one is looking! But i will give this poem a 5 since it made me laugh really really hard!
how is this still in the bottom 15?
Funny stuff, but really in the morning and only seven tugs. Sheesh, are you like the king of premature ejaculation?
Ha! I knew this was your desperate attempt to be crowned King of the Worst Poeme Section. Nearly all of the votes are anonymous 0s! I think an explanation is in order, Mr. Whitman.
I have no explanation, Dark_, nor will I speculate on why people vote as they do. But once again, I'll refer you to the link below:
http://poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?i
i don't understand
He's a very naughty boy... What do you think he's tugging?
Great title.
I actually think this is brilliant. Can't understand the negative responses. Right up there with Anne Sexton's "Fury of Cocks".
If I give it a high vote will I sacrifice your place in the worst list?
A truthful account of many, many mornings. 7. I shall assume that most of the "low voters" are female.
i gave it a low vote, but only so it could rise to the top of the wurst list. i think it's hysterical.
Brilliant! This should be the goddam best poem! Its teenage life.
lol thats hilarious!
Ahhh...sweet memories.
Not so much the tugging or the white fury, but every morning without fail I have to do the bend and tuck. It fights back but I can tame it after awhile.Its worse when it salutes in your sleep and you role over, talk about a rude awakening. I give it a -0- for retarded truthfulness, I want this to be dominating the worst list. Way to go! p.s. great user name.
Read Soderstrom's new poem (Theology)----it's great!
OK, I admit it. You got me. I laughed out loud.
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