poemranker ::Morning Glory by waltfreakinwhitman

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Haiku № 1283

Morning Glory

by waltfreakinwhitman

Member since 2002 · Posted 10 May 2002 · 30 comments

Ahoy -- morning wood! Tug tug tug tug tug tug tug Burst in white fury!

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93 votes so far. Yours would make 94.93 votes so far

A favorite of -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I..

30 comments

[10] anonymous 10-May-02/9:06 AM Reply
Was this necessary?
[10] anonymous 10-May-02/9:08 AM Reply
A masterpiece of juvenalia
[10] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 10-May-02/7:12 PM Reply
Genius
[10] -=SeTTle=- 12-May-02/9:00 AM Reply
Look out Rilke!!!!!! TEN
[n/a] waltfreakinwhitman 18-Jun-02/4:33 PM Reply
Thanks. I like to call this Beat Poetry.
[n/a] Christof › waltfreakinwhitman 19-Sep-02/7:32 AM Reply
Oh ha ha!
[10] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 18-Jun-02/4:55 PM Reply
I call this your desperate attempt to be crowned King of the Worst Poeme section. I suggest you stop deliberately trying to topple AIDS in a Van from its rightful throne! AIDS in a Van is so utterly crude and tasteless that it is bound to receive more zeros than any other. At least it would if you stopped giving it 10's.
[n/a] renwick › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 15-Sep-02/6:54 PM Reply
My poem, Mantis, is far worse.
[0] <~> › renwick 15-Sep-02/7:06 PM Reply
no it's not.
[8] dragonfly 6-Jul-02/10:37 PM Reply
i don't get it....but i like it. Is that wrong?
[10] horus8 11-Jul-02/8:56 PM Reply
White squall, duty calls
[10] deleted user 14-Jul-02/11:29 AM Reply
I think this is pure comedic genius. Why is everyone so hung up? Hilarious!
[n/a] deleted user 14-Jul-02/11:45 AM Reply
this went over my head....
[4] deleted user 9-Aug-02/10:08 AM Reply
WTF? I think this is what the guy does in the morining and he thought that we would actually be interested in his pathetic morining exercises that he does when no one is looking! But i will give this poem a 5 since it made me laugh really really hard!
[10] deleted user 11-Sep-02/11:11 AM Reply
how is this still in the bottom 15?
[4] poetandknowit 15-Sep-02/7:34 PM Reply
Funny stuff, but really in the morning and only seven tugs. Sheesh, are you like the king of premature ejaculation?
[10] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 16-Sep-02/5:01 PM Reply
Ha! I knew this was your desperate attempt to be crowned King of the Worst Poeme Section. Nearly all of the votes are anonymous 0s! I think an explanation is in order, Mr. Whitman.
[n/a] waltfreakinwhitman › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 17-Sep-02/9:14 AM Reply
I have no explanation, Dark_, nor will I speculate on why people vote as they do. But once again, I'll refer you to the link below:

http://poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=2555
[1] jonnyduk 19-Sep-02/7:24 AM Reply
i don't understand
[n/a] Christof › jonnyduk 19-Sep-02/7:31 AM Reply
He's a very naughty boy... What do you think he's tugging?
[7] god'swife 25-Sep-02/9:33 PM Reply
Great title.
[n/a] Rex Karrs 5-Oct-02/12:08 PM Reply
I actually think this is brilliant. Can't understand the negative responses. Right up there with Anne Sexton's "Fury of Cocks".

If I give it a high vote will I sacrifice your place in the worst list?
[7] Tascobar 30-Oct-02/3:33 AM Reply
A truthful account of many, many mornings. 7. I shall assume that most of the "low voters" are female.
[0] <~> › Tascobar 30-Oct-02/7:38 AM Reply
i gave it a low vote, but only so it could rise to the top of the wurst list. i think it's hysterical.
[10] cleverdevice 7-Nov-02/6:05 AM Reply
Brilliant! This should be the goddam best poem! Its teenage life.
[0] trisha 24-Mar-03/2:05 PM Reply
lol thats hilarious!
[0] Bobjim the II 24-Mar-03/2:14 PM Reply
Ahhh...sweet memories.
[0] Blindproject217 2-Apr-03/9:09 PM Reply
Not so much the tugging or the white fury, but every morning without fail I have to do the bend and tuck. It fights back but I can tame it after awhile.Its worse when it salutes in your sleep and you role over, talk about a rude awakening. I give it a -0- for retarded truthfulness, I want this to be dominating the worst list. Way to go! p.s. great user name.
[n/a] dougsoderstrom 23-May-03/1:22 PM Reply
Read Soderstrom's new poem (Theology)----it's great!
[8] Adriaan 6-Feb-06/7:32 AM Reply
OK, I admit it. You got me. I laughed out loud.